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post #21 of 34 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 04:19 AM
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you can't rob sexy. you can only hope to contain it in the restaurant
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This is one of the best "how sexy is Akiyama" threads ever.


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they got depressed when they saw the sexy of ama


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haha. I enjoyed this thread.
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they got depressed when they saw the sexy of ama
Depressed?

When I look at Akiyama, I know there's a heaven, because only God could create such beauty.
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When I look at Akiyama, I know there's a heaven, because only God could create such beauty.
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When I look at Akiyama, I know there's a heaven, because only God could create such beauty.
depressed they dont look like him ( mamayama )


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Nobody rocks the chains and stunnas like Sexyama. NOBODY!!

Did you see, in the article it refers to him saying something "shyly"? The writer became enamored merely putting his words into print!


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Well I have to admit this much... it was me who tried to rob that shop. Unfortunately a sexy asian stud was sat at the table and as I gazed at him the wind blew his hair back and he bit his lip. Then I jizzed in my pants, I had got more than a cash register full of money could ever provide. That was provided in the form of a dangerous sexplosion that blew my penis off but at the same time it was sheer pleasure unmatched by nothing else. I had to run away due to this incident as you could very well imagine the loss of a penis was traumatic.

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Nope.... you all got it wrong.

Its the cashier you see... he knew the sexyness was watching and thought, "...theres no way I'm going to stand here looking like a pu$$y in front of the almighty himself". His sex boosted glowing red knob poked out through his shirt collar and the robbers were like, "O good god...." and legged it.

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