LEGEN...wait for it...DARY
Join Date: Jul 2006
I went back to the town that I graduated high school and went to the casino near there...happened to run into a girl I used to work with in high school. She was way too stuck up to sleep with a younger dude in high school, but i'll be damned if I didn't try. Well my wife was standing right behind and the girl didn't know I was married to her and she was all touching me and checking me out. Then I said (while pulling my wife over), "babe, you remember miranda?" Turns out that girl slept with my wife's first BF (while they were together) and she hates her...that was interesting because Miranda was clearly interested in me and I wasn't because I am happily married. It felt good to have the tables turned. But the dagger eyes were shot on multiple occasions by each...I was hoping for a cat fight and some loose boobs flailing about. Is that worng?
Oh and the other day I was walking behind some women into the office the other day and one (happened to be the more attractive one) noticed me via window reflection. And as she opened the 2nd door she decided to check me out well I busted her and I just kind of smiled as she finally saw that I caught her...and I looked at her and said with a straight face, "you were checking me out weren't you?" Her friend laughed and they walked off. It was hilarious. I completely busted her. Has that ever happened to anyone?