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post #311 of 318 (permalink) Old 06-11-2009, 12:25 AM
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Always awkward to meet Xs with wives. Unless your like me my ex is my wifes best friend. As a matter of fact my ex was her maid of honor in our wedding. My Xs husband is always disgruntled about having seen both of them naked. He doesn't know I've seen his siter too
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I went back to the town that I graduated high school and went to the casino near there...happened to run into a girl I used to work with in high school. She was way too stuck up to sleep with a younger dude in high school, but i'll be damned if I didn't try. Well my wife was standing right behind and the girl didn't know I was married to her and she was all touching me and checking me out. Then I said (while pulling my wife over), "babe, you remember miranda?" Turns out that girl slept with my wife's first BF (while they were together) and she hates her...that was interesting because Miranda was clearly interested in me and I wasn't because I am happily married. It felt good to have the tables turned. But the dagger eyes were shot on multiple occasions by each...I was hoping for a cat fight and some loose boobs flailing about. Is that worng?


Oh and the other day I was walking behind some women into the office the other day and one (happened to be the more attractive one) noticed me via window reflection. And as she opened the 2nd door she decided to check me out well I busted her and I just kind of smiled as she finally saw that I caught her...and I looked at her and said with a straight face, "you were checking me out weren't you?" Her friend laughed and they walked off. It was hilarious. I completely busted her. Has that ever happened to anyone?

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your wife has a point... i mean she hugged you in a parking lot? that's practically fu*king.

i've had lots of painful run-ins with ex's. With and without my wife. Dated a lot of bar waitresses and shooter girls from about 18 to 24... so there was a time there that every time my wife and i would go to one of the many bars we used to kick it at as friends, before we hooked up, that we'd run into another crazy ex. crazy because anyone who's dated girls who work in bars knows... those chicks are always messed up, better off avoided lest they resume 2AM texting or 20-page emails the next day.


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I went back to the town that I graduated high school and went to the casino near there...happened to run into a girl I used to work with in high school. She was way too stuck up to sleep with a younger dude in high school, but i'll be damned if I didn't try. Well my wife was standing right behind and the girl didn't know I was married to her and she was all touching me and checking me out. Then I said (while pulling my wife over), "babe, you remember miranda?" Turns out that girl slept with my wife's first BF (while they were together) and she hates her...that was interesting because Miranda was clearly interested in me and I wasn't because I am happily married. It felt good to have the tables turned. But the dagger eyes were shot on multiple occasions by each...I was hoping for a cat fight and some loose boobs flailing about. Is that worng?


Oh and the other day I was walking behind some women into the office the other day and one (happened to be the more attractive one) noticed me via window reflection. And as she opened the 2nd door she decided to check me out well I busted her and I just kind of smiled as she finally saw that I caught her...and I looked at her and said with a straight face, "you were checking me out weren't you?" Her friend laughed and they walked off. It was hilarious. I completely busted her. Has that ever happened to anyone?
haha nice, boobs flailing is never wrong! god i think about cheating all the time and im happy with my wife x_X just a physical thing, who could possibly ever settle for one woman? me >_<

lol ive been there before a lot of times, but 60% of the time they are horridly mugly or extremely fat. the other 40% they just smile back and i usually dont say anything unless they touch me. then i show them my finer points (aka my abs) its not cheating if i dont **** them



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