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post #41 of 46 (permalink) Old 01-01-2007, 10:40 PM
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Ok, so Jardine's a satyr pirate, who butt rapes opponents while clubbing baby seals, and then twirls his mustache afterwards? All he needs now is a "Charlie Don't Surf" T-shirt, and his character will be complete.

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post #42 of 46 (permalink) Old 01-01-2007, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by WouldLuv2FightU
LOL I know but if you knew what a Satyr was I guess you would find it a bit comical.
I know what a satyr is, I just got carried away and threw in the devilish bits while laughing like an idiot.
But the mental picture of Jardine attempting to forcibly sodomize Forrest in the octagon, all while wearing horns, hooves and an eypatch is a very, very scary one.
However, it's extremely funny.
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post #43 of 46 (permalink) Old 01-02-2007, 01:54 AM
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I hope that I will not be violating any copyright laws when I have that sketch of the dean of hooves tattooed on my back. The only thing that would make Jardine cooler would be if after knocking his opponent out, lifeless wrist HIGH 5, but raping, playing his pan flute while goat dancing, would be if he posted a "Poll question" on MMAFORUM.COM right there in the octagon of "How should I give this knocked opponent a HIGH-5"

I would vote for: Click my hooves together, let out a "BAAAAAAAH" and then.............................................. ..............................lifeless wrist picked up...HIGH 5!

A groan of tedium escapes me...
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post #44 of 46 (permalink) Old 01-02-2007, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jamlena
Relax man, I was just wondering where you came up with this stuff, I thought it was funny but I guess you did'nt see the humor...sorry
What are you talking about man...I wasn't yelling at you. I'm laid back brotha...I was just letting you know.

This thread is really f*cking hilarious.

I like your fight of the day pick Damone
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post #45 of 46 (permalink) Old 01-02-2007, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by CashKola
Am I the only one who liked Jardine before the fight?
I've liked Jardine ever since he got robbed in the decision by that bum, Stephan Bonnar.

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post #46 of 46 (permalink) Old 01-02-2007, 08:33 AM
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If there footage out there with the aftermath of this fight or did I miss a link somewhere
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