As vain as sounds. Courtesy of a quote from "From Dusk Til Dawn."
You get to pick from yellow, white, black, brown, and pink punani.
It's just like the cave men days. Look at Andy Reid; MMA fighter with a losing record. Yet he lands Katie Price.
Josh Burkman of all people dated Arianny Celeste. Huerta did too.
Arlovski with his ex-playboy model gf. Not sure if Tito counts, but what the heck we'll add em anyways.
Point is keep winning and you get the ultimate Prize.
Think about it. Why do us men want to be rich. So we can buy our way into a plethora of panties. Why do we want to floss our Bentleys, Ferraris, etc. Yes, to get into panties. Why do we spend an exorbitant amount at clubs buying bottles of Crystal we can't afford. Once again panties.
IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR. THEN YOU GET THE POWER. THEN YOU GET THE WOMAAANN...!