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04-26-2011, 05:38 PM
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Well, we all know Jesus can cure illness/sickness/injuries, just look at all the helpless amputees who live much better lives after he replaced their destroyed limbs after he made the call to get their limbs destroyed in the first place.
Oh, wait...
On a serious note, I hope he gets well soon.
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04-26-2011, 05:39 PM
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No, spaulding91 was right. Hepatitis A you get via contaminated food, water and/or poor sanitation areas. It's no "serious" desease, meaning it's usually nowhere near lethal and it's not going to be chronic. And there is vaccination against it, which you should consider when going into a third world country. It heals usually in less than 8 weeks, so if he gets a doctor's clearance he should be able to fight.
Hepatitis C on the other hand is quite serious though and usually becomes chronic, but it's not as easy transphered as Hepatitis A. It needs blood to blood contact, so like HIV it is a threat for people who do combat sports. There is no vaccination so far.
No, that usual cuddling in the Octagon can be enough 
It's quite easy transphered. For example he could have bought some fruits on the market which where touched by the vendor who had it and ate them without properly washing them before. |
But it's transferred through fecal matter. |
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04-26-2011, 05:44 PM
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I'm having trouble deciding on a witty post....it's either...
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But it's transferred through fecal matter.
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Then Akiyama better be careful if he kicks the shit out of him.
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But it's transferred through fecal matter.
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Apparently Anderson Silva kicked the shit out of AND into him. |
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04-26-2011, 05:46 PM
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The sarcasm is strong in this thread, me likey.
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04-26-2011, 05:59 PM
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Well, we all know Jesus can cure illness/sickness/injuries, just look at all the helpless amputees who live much better lives after he replaced their destroyed limbs after he made the call to get their limbs destroyed in the first place.
Oh, wait...
On a serious note, I hope he gets well soon.
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You and Jesus need to have an intervention. |
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04-26-2011, 06:07 PM
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hey this one time I asked Jesus to give me a peice of apple pie, guess what I found on sale at walmart for 4$ days later? freaking apple pie! don't down play the power of jesus, that apple pie was delicious
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Thinking four dollar apple pie from walmart is delicious? You're not religious, you're delusional. 
Glad to hear Hep A can be gotten rid of in two months or so. I hope he gets it cleared up quick because if I was The Sexy One, I'd refuse a fight with him.
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04-26-2011, 06:19 PM
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But it's transferred through fecal matter.
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Not washing the hands properly after having been on the toilet may be enough. |
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04-26-2011, 06:28 PM
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You and Jesus need to have an intervention.
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I agree, I need to get an intervention going for Jesus. The guy has had 2,000 years to get to amputees, yet hasn't healed a single one of them. I think I'm going to call everyone together and we'll let him know that he's terrible at it, and needs to just focus on the water into wine thing.
Me and Simba from The Lion King as well as Nessie are really worried about him. More importantly, he probably won't be healing Vitor. Vitor will probably have to go see one of those doctor types.
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04-26-2011, 06:30 PM
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Kneel Before Christ!
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I agree, I need to get an intervention going for Jesus. The guy has had 2,000 years to get to amputees, yet hasn't healed a single one of them. I think I'm going to call everyone together and we'll let him know that he's terrible at it, and needs to just focus on the water into wine thing.
Me and Simba from The Lion King as well as Nessie are really worried about him.
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Your constant scathing attacks wouldn't indicate that you mad bro?  |
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04-26-2011, 06:34 PM
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Who am I attacking, exactly? How does one attack an imaginary character? I'm simply poking fun and joking around. What's there to attack?
I've said the same things about Nessie, Bigfoot, el chupacabra, etc, yet hold no grudge against these lil guys.
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Vitor Belfort diagnosed with Hepatitis A
