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post #21 of 62 (permalink) Old 08-19-2011, 02:17 PM
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His sister is a ****. Betrayer of family, I think Dante said people like that go to the bottom levels of hell.

Random guy deadlocking a person, maybe assault but meh



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To me this sounds like one of two situations:

1. Both of them are drunk at party, Mayhem is ******* around and puts her in a headlock, laughing. She takes it WAY too seriously and calls the cops because shes an overdramatic and drunk woman.

2. Jason and sister are at party. Jason's sister wants to drive home drunk. Jason says "No, you're drunk." Sister wigs out, starts yelling about shit and causing a scene and says she's leaving. Jason says "To hell with that" and puts that bitch in a headlock until he gets the keys and she settles down. She calls the cops to get back at him.

I grew up with 4 older sisters and this is how every one of them acted. It's also how my younger sister acts now. I refuse to believe it was anything other than these two situations.
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All I know about his sister, is that as a kid she was fat and Mayhem had to develop perfect technique so he could grab the remote out of her chub hands.

I'd assume she might be jealous of his success, has been putting up with his craziness for like 30 years, and was looking for an opportunity to bring him down a little bit.

I highly doubt he had bad intentions, and I think this case is irrelevant, as well as a waste of everyones time. I'd be simply shocked if this develops into anything significant.
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Well we just need to be thankful he didn't give her a wet willy, that's 2-3 years and 1500 dollar fine, or an Indian burn that's 5 to 10 or the dreaded swirly that'll get you an attempted murder charge.

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He should have choked her out, damnit.

She wouldn't have rememberd one thing after that.

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You really couldn't make this shit up.

The world has gone mad.
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This will probably end up as one of those " You might be a redneck if you' jokes..
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This is why I'm learning Chinese because the pussification of America is just going to lead to us being overrun.
Lol it's a short term thing. Socially we're behind the rest of the 1st world. Modern feminism is a blight on our society. Don't get me wrong feminism in the sense of equality is great, but I rarely see feminists seek equality and not special treatment.

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Maybe her boyfriend is the Sheriff and she told him when she got home?

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Good for her. I don't understand why you are all sticking up for Mayhem when you don't even know the facts.

How would you feel if someone put you in a head lock and didn't let you go?
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