Originally Posted by Damone
That was freakin' great. I mean, I knew Wiman was going to run over this guy, but I didn't think it'd be as swank as it was. Seriously, Wiman has beaten the almighty Marlon Sims!
The "I'll never tap!" line was hilarious. Dude, it doesn't matter if didn't freakin' tap, you still got schooled in there. It's hard to come off as a badass after that whompin'.
I had no idea who'd win, but I knew it had to be quick. I was trying to find a word to describe how much the result appealed to me, but I'd say "swank" covers it perfectly.
And, yeah, Sims looks like a jackass after:
1. Claiming he's got umpteen bajillion street fights against 1, no 2, no 5, no wait, 10
guys at once.
2. Saying he'll never tap. I agree with Dropkick
here - wait until someone's threatening to snap an arm or a leg and then let's see about that "no tapping" policy.
3. Calling Wiman's shot a lucky punch. The dude rocked you and choked you out. It's like Pulver said, it's never luck.