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Sims totally kicked his ass....he won 7 19.44%
SIms is the crappitest fight ever. Learn how some sub defenses you Fugly POS 12 33.33%
Settle the score on sims totally pimped out myspace 2 5.56%
or settle this at the TUF finale 15 41.67%
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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-27-2007, 01:14 AM Thread Starter
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Analyzing the fight

YouTube - The Ultimate Fighter 5 EP8 - Fight at the mansion
so there it is^^
Round 1
Sims tells noah to hit him. Noah throws a weak right just tapping sims and then goes in immediately for a double leg takedown. (2 points noah). noah ends up in side control and tries to get mount but sims rolls him over. they get back up to their feet (1 point sims) and sims throws a knee that doesn't land. goes for a headlock but noah slips it. they continue to clinch. sims gets a bearhug and noah tries for a guilotine....sims slams him (2 points sims). sims eyegouges him and throws down some punches (1 point sims). noah nearly finishes sims with an amrbar (1 point noah)....lobster is antsy to stop the fight but of course sims won't tap out....sims stops, yes he stops because he was beating him up. Fight ends with a high kick by Noah (1point)
round: Noah 10-9

Round 2
Noah says see you in the finals and offers sims a hand shake. Sims is having none of it (1 point sims). Sims throws a right, left, right toppling Noah backwards. As noah is falling sims lands a nasty kick (2 points sims). Noah trips him backwards but cant hang on to him....Naoh clearly cant handle mr. indestructibles superhuman strength. Noah pulls guard and secures a guilotine. Is sims out? NO he eye gouges noah (-1 point from sims for illegal eye gouge). Noah immediately goes into an amrbar but sims slams him on the concrete HARD (1 point sims). Thats what happens when a big strong man like sims is on top .

Winner: Draw!!!!! they'll have to settle this fight on MYSPACE!!!!

NOw who knows if noah could have finished sims with the chokes and armbars or if he just didn't want too....but eye gouging is pretty effective...so he shoudl have just squeezed the hell out of sims and bit and fingers that came near his mouth
As cole said it was the most technical street fight ever

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Holly shit that is some funny shit man cant stop laughin
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You actually think Dana would let them fight in the UFC now?

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Wow that was great! If that guy was drunk he would have got his ass kicked and there was no way the supposedly "drunk" guy lost that fight
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Exactly, enough said!!
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Sims won the fight but at the same time he needs to learn some sub defense. He almost got his arm broken a few times.
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all noah was doing was just trying to submit him to me that was being kinda *****. the other guy was actually hurting him more.
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lol noah is a ***** he high kicked sims when they were just standing there
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all noah was doing was just trying to submit him to me that was being kinda *****. the other guy was actually hurting him more.
what about the high kick? plus you do whatever to win

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I love how in round 1 sims gets +1 for eye gouging
but in round 2 he gets -1 for eye gouging. rofl
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