Originally Posted by Nobilis
I highly doubt it....
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... Chuck Norris goes killing. Hunting implies failure.
lol, Mac Danzig lost his virginity before his father did.