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Old 04-25-2008, 12:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I dont want to butcher the line but when forrest talks about picking his teams and that he does not want anybody better looking then him on the team ect...
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Old 04-25-2008, 02:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2008, 02:34 PM   #23 (permalink)
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..oh and..

"Forrest looks stupid...but he aint as stupid as he looks."

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"I bet they took the heat out for us, and but it back in for team brown nose...cos they're BROWN NOSERS!"
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Old 04-25-2008, 02:36 PM   #24 (permalink)
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ya dude this season is so good, TUF 6 was not the great but forrest saying "there will no clappling" so funny
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Old 04-27-2008, 12:20 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I can't remember the exact line but..

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When he goes to the fighters house and he starts to talk about how laidback and nice he is and says everyone always like him cause he's there friend. Then he says he'll be friends with anything, aliens, bears etc. as long as they don't eat him. Good times.
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I can't remember the exact line but..

Rampage:

When he goes to the fighters house and he starts to talk about how laidback and nice he is and says everyone always like him cause he's there friend. Then he says he'll be friends with anything, aliens, bears etc. as long as they don't eat him. Good times.
Rampage: "I could be friends with anybody - guy, girl, dog, fish. You know, anybody...alien! You know just as long as they don't try and eat me, I can be friends with them."

Cracked me up haha
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:31 AM   #27 (permalink)
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When Riddle was talking about how Tim told him to look in his eyes, and he was like "No, that sounds kinda gay", I almost died.
Yep this one was very funny. You also forgot the whole part, I think it went something like "No that sounds kinda gay Tim... I'm wearing a bikini." Lol his voice makes it 20x better though
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he needs to release a spoken word CD of his ramblings or random interviews etc.
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Yeah, that line by Forrest cracked me up about the lemon juice..."It's unacceptable".
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