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post #41 of 92 (permalink) Old 05-07-2008, 11:34 PM
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Leave the man alone he said he is from the hood! That was hilarious even though Jeremy got KTFO.


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post #42 of 92 (permalink) Old 05-07-2008, 11:54 PM
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Leave the man alone he said he is from the hood! That was hilarious even though Jeremy got KTFO.
Yeah in pathetic fashion lol.

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"WHERES THE ANIMAL MATT!? SHOW ME THE ANIMAL!" - Forrest

It was only funny because he squeeked about 5 times.
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My favorite tonight wasn't from Forrest or Rampage it was From Riddle...

While Mays was making a drink, Riddle says "Listen... Don't make it too strong, and don't put lime in it"

I'm still laughing at that...
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I liked, "Well ya I didn't say underestimate him, I just said kick him in the knee." -Matt Riddle. Lol nice.




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post #46 of 92 (permalink) Old 05-08-2008, 11:20 AM
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Not much of a one-liner, but Rampage giving a brief description about the Zacarich vs. Cramer at the end of the fight was pretty funny. He was talking so fast only thing I caught was "the", "punch", and "knockout."

Also, at the very last minutes of the show, it shows Rampage very happy with Cramer and he starts singing and dancing. Priceless

Rampage is good comic relief for the business.

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post #47 of 92 (permalink) Old 05-08-2008, 11:28 AM
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"If Chuck Norris was human being and not a evil alien robot he would be Matt Brown" Forrest
Ah, you beat me to it. That was hilarious.

Also a Rampage one:

"Man, I'm gonna whoop yo ass!"
Pretty sure he's said that one more than once.

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"He gotta beat that kid down like he stole something!"
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"[He's] Like a BIG rat."
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"He gotta beat that kid down like he stole something!"
-Rampage
*facepalm*

How could I have forgotten that?! Like I said, Rampage is great for the sport.

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Not much of a one-liner, but Rampage giving a brief description about the Zacarich vs. Cramer at the end of the fight was pretty funny. He was talking so fast only thing I caught was "the", "punch", and "knockout."
I thought that was more annoying then funny.
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