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Old 04-17-2008, 11:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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TUF 7: The one-liners

Thought it would be fun to keep track of these. Add any you remember because I know there are a lot more.

Forrest:

"There will be absolutely no clapping."

Paraphrased:
"Room full of naked guys. Fantastic."

Paraphrased:
"He's good. Maybe too good. F*** him. I'm not coaching him."

I'm drawing a blank for Rampage right now, but I know he's given his share.
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Old 04-17-2008, 12:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"I am the coolest guy alive"

"You smell that guy, I think it was the smell that KO'd him, the funk came with the punch, you can have him"(Something along those lines can't remember exactly"

"That guy don't listen" (To just about every fighter)

"I can't spell what I want to say for that guy"

All -Rampage

All paraphrased. Can't remember the exact lines.
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Old 04-17-2008, 12:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA
Great idea for a thread.

Rampage had the one, "I was 17 in the 9th grade. What you laughin at Chip? You're 22 ... ain't got no drivers license... and still living with yo momma."
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Great idea for a thread.

Rampage had the one, "I was 17 in the 9th grade. What you laughin at Chip? You're 22 ... ain't got no drivers license... and still living with yo momma."
I was trying to remember that one.
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Old 04-17-2008, 12:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"He's good. Maybe too good. F*** him. I'm not coaching him."

HAHA when Forrest said that I almost hit the floor.
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Yeah, I thought it was hilarious when Forrest said there would be no clapping.
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I think there are two primary factors making Forrest Griffin's humor work so well. First, he delivers the line so straight, that you wouldn't even know something funny just happened if you weren't listening closely. Second, he looks like Tommy Lee Jones.

When he runs for President, he has my vote.
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Don't Forget Rampage's quote from Episode two "Don't do that...(writing down notes)Takes himself down..." That had me in tears.
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Thought it would be fun to keep track of these. Add any you remember because I know there are a lot more.

Forrest:

"There will be absolutely no clapping."

Paraphrased:
"He's good. Maybe too good. F*** him. I'm not coaching him."
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Don't Forget Rampage's quote from Episode two "Don't do that...(writing down notes)Takes himself down..." That had me in tears.
I crapped myself laughing at those ones. They were delivered so perfectly.
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From the first episode

"Someone craped their pans I smelled it."
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