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post #11 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-07-2008, 11:21 PM
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Southpaw, how could you forget swinging wildly and gassing out quickly? Those are the two cornerstones of jeremy jitsu.
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post #12 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-07-2008, 11:22 PM
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How Jeremy May acted like a colossal douchebag pouring Lime Juice in Matt's dip, faked his injury to pace himself and neglected his training and conditioning, get's knocked the **** out and says Matt Brown got "lucky" and that "wasn't like me at all"

Say's he's going to open up his own facility. I wonder what he's going to be teaching. Maybe Douchebaggery 101

I find it hard to believe that Jeremy is any better than he looked considering his record is 6-5.

What a douche!

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post #13 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-10-2008, 01:35 AM
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yah, Jeremy Jitsu. Ha what does that art entail? Playing Mindgames and acting like 4 year old?
Hey, my four year old is much more mature than this pudbutler. Show some respect!
Dude, I totally just came up with "pudbutler."
*singing* genius, genius, genius

Edit: I better add to this... My boy has better kicks, punches, and cardio than May. Kid never quits! Plus he plays better pranks.

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post #14 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-10-2008, 01:54 AM
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The guy was either there for the sole purpose of getting his "15 minutes" or he's partially... scratch that, completely retarded. Dana White is going to watch the video (or he already has) and see a guy who is a douchebag, lazy, annoying, and to top it all off devoid of skill. If he was lacking skill and a douchebag, but showed that he was trying his best to get the most out of this once in a lifetime opportunity and improve as a fighter, he might get a shot to fight on the undercard in an event. Instead he basically whipped his penis out and slapped Dana in the face with it and said "I'm just here to waste my time, your time, my teammates' time, my coaches time, take away from other people that are truly trying to make the best of the opportunity, and get my face on TV"

Enjoy fighting for $200 a fight in musty basements Jeremy. (People are right, YAMMA is way out of his league)


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post #15 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-10-2008, 02:19 AM
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i sincerely hope that may does not show up in the finale in any way (well perhaps may versus silva would be entertaining...just kidding). i know they let some of the guys who lost fights in the final show, but may shouldn't even be allowed in the building. hopefully a fighter with more heart, skill, and character will be given that opportunity.
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post #16 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-10-2008, 02:51 AM
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It seems like par for the course. It seems like these days, every fighter who gets beat says that they're a better fighter than that, and that the other guy got lucky.

Defecato, ergo sum.


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I will miss his poorly but meticulously sculpted facial hair
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post #18 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-10-2008, 09:08 PM
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maybe he can go work for chippendales as the dick in a box guy with that careful facial hair


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I actually liked him at first after his performance to get in the house but then he turned into a idiot. How can you go on the TUF to improve but all you do is ride the bike all the time? Im surprised he hasnt been kicked out yet as he is a waste of space.


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Same reason that fat women take yoga or pilates for years and wonder why they don't lose weight: denial and cluelessness.


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