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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-13-2006, 10:36 PM
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I can only imagine how hilarious serra's xyience commecial is.
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Im sure we will all see it soon enough!

"Hi, Im TUF 4 winner Matt Serra, and I am here to talk to you about Xyience. You see folks, in order to properly win you need 3 things. Xyience, Hammafissss and Elboossss.

Mr. Serra, do you take Xyience?

Everyday"

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post #14 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-14-2006, 01:37 AM
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Heres what serra's commercial will most likely be like:


serra--"People always come up to me and say serra your a beast, compliment me on a win or just suck up. But they dont know anything because their not fighters, fighters knows what drives them, i sure know what drives me. xyience mach 8 terror formula, because only the strong survive"

then unknown xyience voice says:

new xyience terror formula legally increases testosterone levels with synthetic human sperm.giving your that extra horny boost right when you need it.

XYIENCE, DEPEND ON IT

AVAILABLE AT A GNC NEAR YOU
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haha very nice very nice!

I like that one!

Unknown Xyience Voice
"Only once does a man come along that sucks this horribly and thinks hes amazing! Only once can a man receive a backfirst and get knocked on his ass after winning the whole match! Only once can someone yell "Hammafissss Elboosss" This man is Matt "The Terror" Serra.

*Enter the California Raisons*

Dances the rest of the commercial away!

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To bad baroni isnt sponsored. They could have a xyience battle for worst new york fighter who doesn't know it yet. They both have the thick accent and could yell trade marks like hamma fist elbows, and i'm the greatest evaaaaaa. They could just pound Xyience and trash talk. While the hot chick dances of course.
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Who cares? As long as there is a hot chick dancing...
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or just show the video of him getting back fisted by carter over and over again to a rap version of Hammafissss elbooosss!

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That is hilarious
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To bad baroni isnt sponsored. They could have a xyience battle for worst new york fighter who doesn't know it yet. They both have the thick accent and could yell trade marks like hamma fist elbows, and i'm the greatest evaaaaaa. They could just pound Xyience and trash talk. While the hot chick dances of course.
Baroni would be great.

Baroni's the type of person who could make an arthritis commercial interesting.

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