lagrima175

Wrote this up for mmaforum.com, hope you guys enjoy it.



damn, i can't believe i titled my last ep review on bestmmatorrents.com as s06 e11 instead of s11 e06! i must have been high or something.

anyway, pretty funny matchup. white guy who looks like he lived in a neighborhood that could have been overrun by skinheads versus a guy who looks and acts like he is on some kind of new age savior-like mission (the hair, my god, the hair).

(okay i just had to look up these guys names because i already forget them. i'm guessing Baczynski was the winner cause that name looks polish and this kid was white like a polish and the other guy is Henle).

i love how henle is on a damn mission like "these past 7 months, everything has just been going forward for me, like every door is opening up before me". i think i even saw his eyes start to tear up as he talked about his 7 month journey from just being in the gym "hey what are those guys over there on the mats doing? who-hits-who?" to being on "The Ultimate Fighter... Training Ground of Champions!"

anyway, the white dude seemed level minded and an average fighter. i don't have much to say about him, he's not as humorous and he just did his job by staying calm and doing the damn thing.

the match was like watching high school wrestling. look, i grew up on karate and boxing. i'm sure watching two guys sweat on each other on the ground is cool but i'd really wanna watch some hitting and striking. i don't see enough damage with just laying on top of a guy (although i would like to see high tech bjj).

anyway, the match was all wrestling. savior came out strong but lost his zeal real hard in the third round. how the **** are you supposed to convince the judges in the third round to give you the match when you are on your back the entire time?

the most HILARIOUS part: after the match, they show him up close without his shirt as he talks about his feelings and what he will do after the match... what is this tattoo i see? "Familia Significa Judo". Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the ****?

Familia Significa Judo? What the **** does this mean? is this guy even from a Spanish speaking family? Henle doesn't sound Spanish to me. so why the **** is he writing a tattoo on his chest in cholo writing in spanish? oh, and henle, by the way, for your information, cholos don't practice judo. sorry dude.

besides, i ******* live in tokyo, family doesn't mean judo you ****er. judo is a way. family is your family.

okay, i haven't actually watched the last 4 minutes of the show yet so i'm gonna do that now and see how they wrap this not very interesting fight up.

oh wild card! ha, i bet dana loves this. this is his latest invention for the show (must have come with that new gym he made... bet he still made the doors weak though so the coaches could punch through them when they get angry... makes good television, eh?)

Kyacey gets picked. okay, whatever.

second fighter: kris. wait, isn't he part of "the minority report"?

injury replacement: mcgee.. yes, the amish boy is back!!! YES!!!!!!! I LOVE THE AMISH BOY. AMISH YOU BETTER MAKE ME PROUD. and oh my god, i just remembered, his gay opponent's knee is completely getting ****ed up and he can't even stand doing light sparring. does Amish boy have the power of God or what?!!

hammortree would would have been funny to see too. not only does his name sound like he's from world of warcraft but he looks like a character from world of warcraft. i would have loved to see him fight again lol.

anyway, i'm out guys until the next ep. someone leave me some comments or something.



also do you know this is my writing and i'm not stealing it, i'm linking to my site: http://theultimatefighterwatcher.inf...s-savior-dude/

Hammerlock2.0

Henle's tattoo says "familia significa tudo" and it's Latin. I don't know Spanish, but since all Romanic languages derive from Latin I guess it's pretty much the same.

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It´s not Latin or Spanish, it´s Portuguese and it means "Family means all".

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lagrima175

lol what? "tudo" is definitely not a Latin word. "significa" isn't a Latin word either. It's not Latin.

lagrima175

on second thought, maybe he would have won that fight if his tattoo had said "familia significa Judo" lol.

seriously... 7 months, no serious martial arts training. just wrestling from high school? what the **** was he thinking (i'm sure dana and the others chose him based on his savior like story i was talking about).

Jesy Blue

you got some kind of error here, not sure what you were going for.

not much of an article, more of an editorial/letter to the editor. your writing style need some polishing and opinions and mocking left at the door for a true article. as a letter to the editor, it's pretty par for the course for the internet; not mocking, just statement of fact.

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Hammerlock2.0

I've had 8 years of Latin at school. Believe me when I tell you it's Latin. "familia" obviously means family, "significa" is the Imperative or Vocative form of the verb "significare" which means "to mean". "Tudo" is derived from "totus" which means "everything". Since all Romanic languages have their father in the Latin language it's pretty much the same language with different suffixes and some other special terms. It could very well be Spanish or Portuguese or Italian, it's universal. Although in Italian "tudo" would be "tutto".

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lagrima175

hmm.. it has a meaning although i cannot explain very well. you are correct, the usage is not grammatically correct according to the textbooks but is probably something related to my vernacular and the thought process i was moving through while writing that piece.

i'm thinking more something where i just make fun of the ridiculousness of the fighters on there and the very interesting psychological concepts going on by forcing a group of men on 2 teams into one house and then force them to fight each other.

i would like to investigate that further in my writing but in an entertaining way like before.

thanks for your response, i appreciate it.