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post #31 of 82 (permalink) Old 06-14-2013, 11:02 PM
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So it appears the PS4 will come with a headset, and PS3 headsets will be compatible with the PS4. Xbox One however, despite being $100 more will not come with a headset, on top of that 360 headsets will not be compatible with the Xbox One.

I'm pretty sure with the way this is going the Xbox One won't come with controllers.

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I'm sure it will have controllers, they will just be molded to your hands and run on your blood. And for each time you play XBoner will suck a small but significant blood from your body to give you that real time feeling of being injured in the game. If you wish to not die and get your blood back you will have to pay a small surcharge of $19.99 per session.
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I'm sure it will have controllers, they will just be molded to your hands and run on your blood. And for each time you play XBoner will suck a small but significant blood from your body to give you that real time feeling of being injured in the game. If you wish to not die and get your blood back you will have to pay a small surcharge of $19.99 per session.
They will have sensors like lawgivers in judge dred which will self destruct and fry your Xbox's hard drive if anyone else tries to pick it up.

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At this point the Atari Jaguar sounds better then the Xbox One. Your friend is going to feel awfully silly if MS decides to get out of the business and shut there network down. Then that Xbox One will be nothing but a useless hunk of scrap sitting in a corner. I can't believe they thought that was a good idea.
Thats a good point, just for when we move on to the next xbox (xbox two? Of course) the xbox one will be useless. Its pretty much a console rental.
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Hey guys, I heard Jeff Goldblum was at a board meeting at Microsoft discussing the Xbox One. I guess he had shares in Microsoft or something. But anyways, It wasn't easy but I was able to get part of the recorded transcript.

Jeff Goldblum: If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now

[bangs on the table]

Jeff Goldblum: you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Well...

Microsoft Executive: I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before...

Jeff Goldblum: Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

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I absolutely loved my PS2. I only ever switched over to xbox so that I could play the Halo series. And while I did enjoy Halo 4, I'm fairly certain I'll be switching back to Playstation. Some of the decisions Microsoft made with xbox One are baffling. At the end of the day, I just want a bloody gaming console.
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uhh, I have no interest this generation of consoles is likely killing gaming for me. I love Xbox but I take my console on the road with me for work and spend 90% of my gaming time in hotels or camps with limited speed or no internet access. So much disappointment coming for me.




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uhh, I have no interest this generation of consoles is likely killing gaming for me. I love Xbox but I take my console on the road with me for work and spend 90% of my gaming time in hotels or camps with limited speed or no internet access. So much disappointment coming for me.
PS4 is true next gen. Xbox is the only disappointment. Jump ship to Sony and have fun.


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