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**HitOrGetHit** · 05-11-2012, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MRBRESK

Granted but your phone background would forever be a slideshow of BME Pain Olympics screenshots.

I wish you would watch the documentary "Religulous". I'll make that wish very easy for you aswell.

1. That's just mean lol

2. Granted but sometime after watching it you go blind, deaf and mute. Dunno why it just happened.

3. I wish I had the best computer in the world.

**K R Y** · 05-11-2012, 09:18 AM

Granted, but you have no internet connection.

I wish I could speak every language in existence fluently.

**El Bresko** · 05-11-2012, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by K R Y

Granted, but you have no internet connection.

I wish I could speak every language in existence fluently.

Granted but you are deaf.

I wish there was an adequate answer for population control and I wish there was no war.

**No_Mercy** · 06-01-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MRBRESK

Granted but you are deaf.

I wish there was an adequate answer for population control and I wish there was no war.

Wish shall be granted, but down the road they realize they needed war to control the population. Unfortunately due to your wish the resources have been exhausted and the human species have become extinct. Thanks Mr. Bresk.

I wish I could stop time.

**Intermission** · 06-01-2012, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by No_Mercy

Wish shall be granted, but down the road they realize they needed war to control the population. Unfortunately due to your wish the resources have been exhausted and the human species have become extinct. Thanks Mr. Bresk.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted but it's useless because you have to stop with the time.

I wish I was immortal!

**El Bresko** · 06-01-2012, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Intermission

Granted but it's useless because you have to stop with the time.

I wish I was immortal!

Granted but everyone you love dies, also all the people who you are compatible with are stricken with a nasty, uncurable 2012 version of the Bubonic Plague.

I wish these MMA fighters would stop getting injured! Marijuana legalisation!

**xeberus** · 06-14-2012, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MRBRESK

Granted but everyone you love dies, also all the people who you are compatible with are stricken with a nasty, uncurable 2012 version of the Bubonic Plague.

I wish these MMA fighters would stop getting injured! Marijuana legalisation!

Granted! But to prevent all the injuries that are happening every fighter becomes a lay and pray wrestling monster and every fight goes to decision.

Marijuana is legalized, but it.. well.. All the chicks start smoking alot and they binge eat every time, so now all the cute girls are fat and I'm definitely not ready for that jelly.

I wish I could go back in time and bang Marsha Brady from the brady bunch in 1974.

**M.C** · 06-14-2012, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xeberus

Granted! But to prevent all the injuries that are happening every fighter becomes a lay and pray wrestling monster and every fight goes to decision.

Marijuana is legalized, but it.. well.. All the chicks start smoking alot and they binge eat every time, so now all the cute girls are fat and I'm definitely not ready for that jelly.

I wish I could go back in time and bang Marsha Brady from the brady bunch in 1974.

Granted, but you have to bang the dad, too.

I wish I had a few more cases of water bottles left in my house.