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Word Games & Trivia Word games. Create them, play them, and eat spam (Post count turned off in this section)! Oh yeah, trivia too.
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06-23-2012, 01:01 AM
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The Forum Drunk
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Originally Posted by No_Mercy
Wish is granted, however as a result you can never get drunk off any alcoholic beverage...EVER AGAIN.
Lolz...
I wish I created Facebook.
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Granted, but your creation is stolen and you get no credit or recognition for its creation while he gets rich and bangs celebrities.
I wish I could discover the cure to cancer.
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06-25-2012, 07:44 AM
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#122 (permalink)
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Doobie Doobie Doo...how's your Bud Ice?
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Originally Posted by xeberus
Granted, but your creation is stolen and you get no credit or recognition for its creation while he gets rich and bangs celebrities.
I wish I could discover the cure to cancer.
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Wish has been granted and with that the gift of longevity. However the planet has become overpopulated. Famine and water shortages has risen at an exponential rate throwing the entire eco system off balance.
I was going to say that there was an inadvertant side effect where everybody turns into zombie/vamps, then I realized that was from I AM LEGEND.
I wish I was Hugh Hefner.
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Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.
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06-25-2012, 08:21 AM
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#123 (permalink)
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Speed Kills
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Granted but you can't get going even with pills. You just sit there in a sexual rage all day long.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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06-25-2012, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by HitOrGetHit
Granted but you can't get going even with pills. You just sit there in a sexual rage all day long.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Granted, but instead of work you must participate in the regional bestiality competition.
I wish Zoe Saldana and Salma Hayek showed up at my door with the intention of a threesome.
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06-25-2012, 02:57 PM
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#125 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by M.C
Granted, but instead of work you must participate in the regional bestiality competition.
I wish Zoe Saldana and Salma Hayek showed up at my door with the intention of a threesome.
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Granted but it was not with you.
I wish I got paid to watch tv.
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06-27-2012, 06:27 PM
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#126 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by HitOrGetHit
Granted but it was not with you.
I wish I got paid to watch tv.
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Granted, buts it's a combination of granny tranny and scat pornography and you only get minimum wage.
Wish I had all the powers Christians associate with the god of the bible.
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07-20-2012, 09:19 AM
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#127 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by xeberus
Granted, buts it's a combination of granny tranny and scat pornography and you only get minimum wage.
Wish I had all the powers Christians associate with the god of the bible.
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Granted. You have them but can't use any of them.
I wish I could swim S fast as Michael Phelps.
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08-23-2012, 08:43 PM
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#128 (permalink)
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Doobie Doobie Doo...how's your Bud Ice?
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Originally Posted by HitOrGetHit
Granted. You have them but can't use any of them.
I wish I could swim S fast as Michael Phelps.
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Granted, but due to the prolonged periods of time in water your testicles have shrunken and you can no longer have babies.
I wish JBJ will never lose.
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Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.
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08-23-2012, 09:10 PM
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#129 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by No_Mercy
Granted, but due to the prolonged periods of time in water your testicles have shrunken and you can no longer have babies.
I wish JBJ will never lose.
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Granted but he never fights. He just keeps killing cards.
I wish I was the best looking guy this side of the Mississippi.
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08-23-2012, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by HitOrGetHit
Granted but he never fights. He just keeps killing cards.
I wish I was the best looking guy this side of the Mississippi.
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Granted, but you suffer a serious case of mental retardation so nobody wants to date you anyways.
I wish I had an actual sword that was enchanted with +50 frost damage.
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