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**Intermission** · 03-28-2012, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by HitOrGetHit

Wish granted but you have to give me 100% of the profits.

I wish I could see through walls...and chicks clothing.

Granted but only chicks who are over 300 lbs.

I wish I had the worlds largest penis.

**G_Land** · 03-28-2012, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Intermission

Granted but only chicks who are over 300 lbs.

I wish I had the worlds largest penis.

Granted but it could never be erect.

I wish I could read peoples minds

**M.C** · 03-28-2012, 09:16 PM

Granted, but you can only read the minds of the extreme mentally retarded.

I wish I had a chest that could duplicate any item I put in it.

**HitOrGetHit** · 03-28-2012, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by M.C

Granted, but you can only read the minds of the extreme mentally retarded.

I wish I had a chest that could duplicate any item I put in it.

Wish Granted but every so often the chest bugs and you lose the item.

I wish I was the most intelligent being in the universe.

**M.C** · 03-28-2012, 09:25 PM

Granted, but the only reason you are smart is because of a tumor that kills you 6 months later like in that movie Phenomenon.

I wish I had every video game console and game to go with them in the world.

**Intermission** · 03-28-2012, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by M.C

Granted, but the only reason you are smart is because of a tumor that kills you 6 months later like in that movie Phenomenon.

I wish I had every video game console and game to go with them in the world.

Granted but the only game that works with it is this

http://pc.ign.com/objects/010/010455.html

I wish I was the best MMA fighter in the world

**M.C** · 03-28-2012, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Intermission

Granted but the only game that works with it is this

http://pc.ign.com/objects/010/010455.html

I wish I was the best MMA fighter in the world

Granted, but you catch a new strain of AIDS that is so powerful, there's not an organization/gym in the world that will allow you to fight/train in.

I wish I never had to go shopping, my house was always full of food.

**Intermission** · 03-28-2012, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by M.C

Granted, but you catch a new strain of AIDS that is so powerful, there's not an organization/gym in the world that will allow you to fight/train in.

I wish I never had to go shopping, my house was always full of food.

Granted but its dog food.

I wish I had the worlds comfiest bed!