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post #21 of 131 (permalink) Old 03-28-2012, 11:56 PM Thread Starter
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Granted, but they are hot wheels. (the off brand hot wheels ;D)

I wish I could bang emma watson.
Granted, but you'd have to bang Ron Jeremy after.

I wish I could turn invisible.
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post #22 of 131 (permalink) Old 03-29-2012, 02:18 AM
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Granted, but you'd have to bang Ron Jeremy after.

I wish I could turn invisible.
Granted, but the only part of you that can turn invisible is your penis.

I wish the next poster couldn't grant my wish.




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Wish Granted, and your wish won't be.

I wish I could see through walls.
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Granted, but everytime you do you see old people bumping uglies.

I wish I was a giraffe!

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Granted, but everytime you do you see old people bumping uglies.

I wish I was a giraffe!
Granted but a lion kills you instantly.

I wish I was 9 feet tall.


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Granted but a lion kills you instantly.

I wish I was 9 feet tall.
Granted but you are paraplegic


I wish I was the Flash



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Granted, but you must wear shoes so heavy you walk/run like a normal person.

I wish I had a hit TV series.
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Granted but you are paraplegic


I wish I was the Flash
Granted, but you're only that fast in bed

I wish I had a bottle of scotch that would pour endless amounts.



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Granted, but you must wear shoes so heavy you walk/run like a normal person.

I wish I had a hit TV series.
Granted, but it stars Nick Cage.

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Granted, but you're only that fast in bed

I wish I had a bottle of scotch that would pour endless amounts.
Granted but you die within a week of alcohol poisoning.


I wish I was the most attractive man in the world.

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Granted but you die within a week of alcohol poisoning.


I wish I was the most attractive man in the world.
Granted, but you have to be with the ugliest woman in the world.

I wish I had every piece of technology in the world.
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