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post #81 of 131 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 03:46 PM
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Granted, but you'll have grant 3 to ask 3.

I wish I owned one of the largest zoos in the world.
Granted, but the carnivores break free and eat people and maybe you :P

I wish zombie apocalypse starts now.



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Granted, but you're the first death. You don't even become a zombie.

I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but you can only do it 5 feet off the ground and only 1MPH, while having to be naked.

I wish to be the guy who handles the breasts in a breast sizing competition.
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Granted, but you can only do it 5 feet off the ground and only 1MPH, while having to be naked.

I wish to be the guy who handles the breasts in a breast sizing competition.
Granted but they are all extremely hairy breasts.

I wish I was a dog in a loving families home.


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Granted but they are all extremely hairy breasts.

I wish I was a dog in a loving families home.
Granted, but but the "loving" is in a physical sense, not emotional.

I wish I had a meatball pepperoni sub.
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Granted, but but the "loving" is in a physical sense, not emotional.

I wish I had a meatball pepperoni sub.
lol

Granted, but unknown to you it's been laced with a large amount of pcp.

I wish alcohol had no calories.



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Granted, but unknown to you it's been laced with a large amount of pcp.

I wish alcohol had no calories.
Granted, but you don't get to drink any of it.

I wish I was the most famous actor in the world with all of the bitches that come with the job.
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Granted, but you don't get to drink any of it.

I wish I was the most famous actor in the world with all of the bitches that come with the job.
Granted, but you also turn gay!

I wish the weekend was here already...



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Granted, but you also turn gay!

I wish the weekend was here already...
Granted, but due to a killer drinking session you sleep through all of it, waking up Monday morning.

Wish I had bigger boobs!

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Granted, but they are so big they give you severe back problems.

I wish I had more candy in my house right now.
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