M.C

This is a "wish granted" game thread.

For those unfamiliar with the game, it works like this:

Step 1. You ask for a wish, example - "I wish I could have sex every day without fail for a year"

Step 2. The poster below you says "wish granted, but the only person you can have sex with is that fat guy from the Lost series." Then, he makes a wish and the poster below him grants the wish and makes a new wish, and so on and so forth.

The last person that grants someone's wish on the 50th page of this thread gets 750,000 credits.

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I wish I could live forever.

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oldfan

Granted, but you will continue to age normally.




I wish Frank and Lorenzo would discover that I am the long lost Fertita brother.

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K R Y

Wish granted, but you are a half brother, the half brother their mother chose over them and destroyed their childhood and they resent you for it, and put every single penny they have into making your life a living hell.

I wish I could Surf Teahupoo just once without dying.

M.C

Granted, but you get hit by a car on your way back home.

I wish I was a young Hugh Hefner.

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HitOrGetHit

Granted but every chick you sleep with will become pregnant.

I wish I had unlimited money.

K R Y

Granted but you can't spend a penny of it.

I wish I could learn every martial art as easily as Neo in the Matrix.

M.C

Granted, but for every art learned, you lose one of your limbs.

I wish I could fly.

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HitOrGetHit

Granted but every season is hunting season...And you kinda look like a bird up there.

I wish I could scrap as well as Anderson Silva.

G_Land

Granted but a child could knock you out.


I wish I was the one who invented Facebook

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HitOrGetHit

Wish granted but you have to give me 100% of the profits.

I wish I could see through walls...and chicks clothing.