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Old 01-08-2008, 06:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2008, 06:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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This isn't really sick but I think it's funny

How many woman's rights activists does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick Question. They can't change anything
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What do you get when you throw a baby against a brick wall?

A Boner.


What do you get when you rub two boy scouts together?

Arrested.
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What do you get when you throw a baby against a brick wall?

A Boner.


You know what the problem with pedophilia is these days?

Too many damn sexy children.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?

Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

A baby playing in a plastic bag.

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

Deep Throat.
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?

A baby in a microwave.
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Old 01-08-2008, 08:08 PM   #17 (permalink)
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LOL where the hell do all these sick dead baby jokes come from? I'm getting overloaded here I think I'm gonna cry.

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How do you tell the age of a dead baby?


Cut off its head and count the rings.
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Whats long and hard on a black man?


The 1st grade



How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?



Your homework is done and hes still trying to back out of the driveway.
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How do you stop a baby from choking?

Take your dick out of its mouth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?

Grandmothers don't die when you **** them up the ass.

What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?

Threesomes.

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?

My ass.

What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javelin through its throat.

Why is there always hot water at childbirth?

In case of a stillbirth, soup.

What has 4 legs and one arm?

A Doberman in a children's playground!

What's the worst thing about ******* a dead baby?

Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?

It was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?

Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?

My ass.
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