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post #201 of 283 (permalink) Old 06-17-2008, 11:49 AM
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both of em suck European is da best viva Amestel And heiniken
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both of em suck European is da best viva Amestel And heiniken
Heineken is the most overrated beer on the planet to me.

I have tried and like well over 100 beers and that one just sucks. But its all opinion anyway and many many people disagree with me.

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both of em suck European is da best viva Amestel And heiniken
Or maybe even some nice beer?
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I like baileys.
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I like baileys.
Did you mean to post that in the gay marriage topic?
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post #206 of 283 (permalink) Old 06-17-2008, 02:12 PM
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A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says "I've got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".

The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".

The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
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An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says.

One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks, "How'd you know that!?."

"I know these things," replied the Indian.

They continue their journey, and a little while later the Indian stops, points, and says, "deer tracks."

"How'd you know that!?" asks the young pioneer once again.

"I know these things."

After another hour of journeying, the Indian jumps of his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come."

"How'd you know that!?"

"Ear wet."
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A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.

The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".

The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"

When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"

The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."
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There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
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What did one tampon say to the other?


Nothing they were both stuck up bitches.

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Did you mean to post that in the gay marriage topic?

I've seen you drinking that AND Malibu.

and then we had blueberry pie...
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Q:What happens if a European chritizises USA in front of an American?

A: The American says "f*** you, we saved you in WW2, if it wasn't for us you's be run by the germans".

Seriously I could understand such an answer if America was chritizised historically. But if America of TODAY is chritizised such matters should not... matter. (Of course some people on the forum chritizised America waaaaay to hard (and stupidly). I'm for modest arguments with logical basis.)

Still apart from the USA vs. Canada discussions this thread has delivered (man the dead baby jokes were SICK!!!)

How do you make a blonde scream twice?

You screw her up the ass and then you wipe yourself off on the curtain.


Why does the pope shower with swimming pants?

He doesn't want to look down upon the unemployed

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* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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