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post #211 of 283 (permalink) Old 08-05-2008, 07:55 AM Thread Starter
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Thsi one is bad really bad

Whats pink and rusty?

Madeline McCann's bike



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A baby seal walked into a club...

A baby seal walked into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" The baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."

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madaline McCann thought she had broken the world hide and seek record until she realized that fritzels daughter had beaten her to it
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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died a virgin.

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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died a virgin.
That might be the funniest thing I've ever read online, I tried to rep you but I need to spread some around.

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"



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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died a virgin.
I could not bring myself to type that, its just all kinds of wrong, altho i have told it while drunk



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When you put a baby inside a blender, why do you put him in feet first?

To see the look on it's face.
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A man walks up to the edge of a cliff, where he sees a little girl sobbing. He asks what was the matter. She points down, and the man sees a wrecked car and the mangled body of her family. He slowly unzips his pants.

"Well, today isn't your lucky day."



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Did you here about the girl who was going out with a leper?
She broke it off.

Did ya here what the leper said to the prostitute?
"You can keep the tip."


Wait, do Americans say "break it off" to mean ending a relationship? That first one won't make sense if ou don't, I just realised.

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What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes? Nothing you already told the bitch twice. lol


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