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Old 08-05-2008, 07:55 AM   #211 (permalink)
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Thsi one is bad really bad

Whats pink and rusty?

Madeline McCann's bike
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:00 AM   #212 (permalink)
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A baby seal walked into a club...

A baby seal walked into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" The baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:00 AM   #213 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:43 AM   #214 (permalink)
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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died a virgin.
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:29 AM   #215 (permalink)
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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died a virgin.
That might be the funniest thing I've ever read online, I tried to rep you but I need to spread some around.

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:06 PM   #216 (permalink)
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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died a virgin.
I could not bring myself to type that, its just all kinds of wrong, altho i have told it while drunk
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Old 08-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #217 (permalink)
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When you put a baby inside a blender, why do you put him in feet first?

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Old 08-05-2008, 03:10 PM   #218 (permalink)
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A man walks up to the edge of a cliff, where he sees a little girl sobbing. He asks what was the matter. She points down, and the man sees a wrecked car and the mangled body of her family. He slowly unzips his pants.

"Well, today isn't your lucky day."
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Did you here about the girl who was going out with a leper?
She broke it off.

Did ya here what the leper said to the prostitute?
"You can keep the tip."


Wait, do Americans say "break it off" to mean ending a relationship? That first one won't make sense if ou don't, I just realised.

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Old 08-05-2008, 03:23 PM   #220 (permalink)
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