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Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well, one day
Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his
darling of 10 glorious years. After awhile when she
didn't return, he went looking and found her. She had
been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about
six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get
himself another mate but since there weren't any lady
eagles available, he'd have to cross the feather
barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.
He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the
nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is
"I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to
love!" Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked
the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to
find a mate.
He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to
the nest. Again, the sex was good but all the loon
would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a L
OON, I want to spoon!". So out with the loon. Once
more he flew off to find a mate.
This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the
back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all
the duck would say was.......................
No, not that....
The duck said,
"I am a DRAKE, you made a MISTAKE !"
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