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post #241 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-02-2008, 12:26 AM
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This ones alright...may have seen it around...

Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well, one day
Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his
darling of 10 glorious years. After awhile when she
didn't return, he went looking and found her. She had
been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about
six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get
himself another mate but since there weren't any lady
eagles available, he'd have to cross the feather
barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.

He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the
nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is
"I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to
love!" Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked
the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to
find a mate.

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to
the nest. Again, the sex was good but all the loon
would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a L
OON, I want to spoon!". So out with the loon. Once
more he flew off to find a mate.

This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the
duck
back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all
the duck would say was.......................







No, not that....













The duck said,
"I am a DRAKE, you made a MISTAKE !"

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post #242 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-02-2008, 12:43 PM
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Michael Jackson and his son taking a bath together.
His son says 'Daddy, why does yours look so different to mine?'
Michael replies 'Because I have a massive erection, son'

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post #243 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 01:59 PM Thread Starter
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I dunno if you guys will get these but here goes

Garry Glitter has recently been arresetd on posession of drugs, they found class A in his kitchen, class B in his living room and class 2c in his bedroom.

Following his recent heart scare Garry Glitter has made it clear he wants to be cremated and have his ashes put in an etch a sketch so kids can still play with him.



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post #244 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 02:21 PM
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The first one I didn't get. The second one was funny

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post #245 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 02:41 PM
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I got an invite to a big party at Osbaston House in Maesbrook next weekend. The last one went like a house on fire...there was no Fosters left by 04:30.


Pretty sure only UK members will get that.
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i get it, firemen have finally been able to get the bodies out of the burnt down millionaires house, well you would'nt want a warm fosters would you.



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post #247 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 07:10 PM
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What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.
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"What about the children?" asked Gary.

"**** the children!" the captain replied.

"Do we have time?"
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post #248 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 03:36 AM
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I got an invite to a big party at Osbaston House in Maesbrook next weekend. The last one went like a house on fire...there was no Fosters left by 04:30.


Pretty sure only UK members will get that.
It took my a second but i got it, it has been on the news over here.


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post #249 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-16-2008, 12:37 PM
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That's funny, who saved you guys in WW2?

Oh that's right America. If it wasn't for us you guys would be sucking on Hitler right now.
Didn't want to bring the old debate... but...
That's funny ? no man, there is nothing funny about that one.

First of all America didn't save anyone there, they greatly helped to finish the war sooner which saved a lot of lives of course. But at that point Russian were already pushing Germany back and as far as my understanding is Americans didn't want Russia to have the control over the whole Europe, that's why they decided to participate mostly.

The war was won by all of us, so let's not make crazy comments about America saving our asses. That's just disrespectful to people to laid their lives without thinking about who's going to claim the victory.

Try to read up some history of Europe or Russia, find out how many Russians died in that war, read about the greatest battles like Battle of Stalingrad, Battle of Moscow - people were fighting without food or even guns . Look up the Siege of Leningrad - over 1,200,000 civilians died because of starvation !!!! can you imagine whole city dying of starvation ? people ate rats and dead people, i've heard stories of mothers killing their smallest child so the rest of the family survives by eating them as there was no other choise !!!. Some of those people are still alive !!! wonder what they would say to your comments...


I like the jokes though Great thread

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post #250 of 283 (permalink) Old 09-16-2008, 12:46 PM
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Didn't want to bring the old debate... but...
That's funny ? no man, there is nothing funny about that one.

First of all America didn't save anyone there, they greatly helped to finish the war sooner which saved a lot of lives of course. But at that point Russian were already pushing Germany back and as far as my understanding is Americans didn't want Russia to have the control over the whole Europe, that's why they decided to participate mostly.

The war was won by all of us, so let's not make crazy comments about America saving our asses. That's just disrespectful to people to laid their lives without thinking about who's going to claim the victory.

Try to read up some history of Europe or Russia, find out how many Russians died in that war, read about the greatest battles like Battle of Stalingrad, Battle of Moscow - people were fighting without food or even guns . Look up the Siege of Leningrad - over 1,200,000 civilians died because of starvation !!!! can you imagine whole city dying of starvation ? people ate rats and dead people, i've heard stories of mothers killing their smallest child so the rest of the family survives by eating them as there was no other choise !!!. Some of those people are still alive !!! wonder what they would say to your comments...


I like the jokes though Great thread
I really don't care. Why would you bring up an old thread to start a fight that's already been taken care of? Post jokes in here or don't post at all.
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