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Old 02-25-2009, 09:31 AM   #261 (permalink)
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:28 PM   #262 (permalink)
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:30 PM   #263 (permalink)
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whats worse than 4 babies nailed to a tree?
1 baby nailed to 4 trees

whats the difference between a bag of dead babies and a ferrari?
i don't have a ferrari
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:30 PM   #264 (permalink)
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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?

-I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:34 PM   #265 (permalink)
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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?

-I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
me either
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:10 PM   #266 (permalink)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks for putting these images in my head.
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:19 PM   #267 (permalink)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks for putting these images in my head.
What? the picture of me not kissing yorT's girl after sex?
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:07 PM   #268 (permalink)
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Let's see

French and Indian war - America beat Canada's ass.

American Revolution - America beat Canada's ass.

War of 1812 - America beat Canada's ass.

Hmm, I see a pattern forming.

America is the most powerful army in the world and we could easily make our hat(Canada) our bitch. Go drink some bagged milk in your igloos.
nevermind, was gonna freak but realized this was the sick joke thread, lol good one my friend

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(which i personally i didnt and didnt find funny)
dude you have to lay off the pot









You know whats a sick joke? this thread, it goes from dead baby jokes to ww2 to complaining, whining, no jokes, back to jokes

your all retarded and i love it

contribution - a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot, bartender says "thats cool how much did that cost ya?" parrot reply's "nigga cost me a dolla"

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Old 03-03-2009, 11:56 AM   #269 (permalink)
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Hell is coming for me

Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody's fault.
Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald **** looks!

Jade Goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word.

But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a '****'.

Jade Goody walks in to a library and asks for a book on 'Dying with Dignity'.

The librarian says, "Can you ask your cameramen to leave?"
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:18 PM   #270 (permalink)
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