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Old 01-08-2008, 10:05 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Whats long and hard on a black man?


The 1st grade



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Your homework is done and hes still trying to back out of the driveway.
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It was hit by a truck.
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:29 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Im afraid I have too many Black Jokes....but ah well...


Whats the difference between a black man and a Vending Machine?

Theyre both broke and they always take your money


Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?

Fathers Day


What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?


Raison Bran

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?


Because hes black
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:26 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Q: Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black.

Q: How do you starve a Mexican to death?
A: You hide his food stamps under the soap.
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:33 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Whats the difference between a black man and a Vending Machine?

Theyre both broke and they always take your money
That's not a difference.
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:40 AM   #25 (permalink)
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whats got 8 hairy legs and frightens women?

gang ****


whats 12 inches long and makeswomen scream?

cot death


A young woman takes a black man home after a night out and says show me what they say about black men is true.

so he stabbed her and stole her purse
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:10 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:18 AM   #27 (permalink)
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sell the big issue
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That's not a difference.
Obviously it was a black person who wrote that joke.
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