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post #31 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 11:24 AM
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Great thread idea Malky. BUT lets keep it as SICK jokes and not RACIST jokes, OK???

What's better then winning the Gold Medal at the Special Olympics???


Not being a F'n retard!

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post #32 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 11:31 AM Thread Starter
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ok i'll lay off the racism, im only racist for laughs. nice joke by the way



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post #33 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 11:34 AM
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Wait, what? So dead baby jokes, raping dead babies, raping alive babies, raping and killing babies in general, retard jokes, and all that are all fine but race jokes are not allowed?

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I don't think any dead babies are going to be reading the thread.

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I don't think any dead babies are going to be reading the thread.
thats what they want you to belive.......


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horse walks into a bar

barman says why the long face?

horse says I've got cancer



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This thread is EXCELLENT!!!
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Whats black and sits in a chair at the top of the stairs??

Stephen Hawking after a house fire!
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Great thread idea Malky. BUT lets keep it as SICK jokes and not RACIST jokes, OK???

What's better then winning the Gold Medal at the Special Olympics???


Not being a F'n retard!
haha Damn, racists jokes is all plazzman's got, Ill have to dig up some better ones i guess

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horse walks into a bar

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horse says I've got cancer
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Because her BF was a blonde too.
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whats black and blue and does not like sex

the little boy in my cupboard



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