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post #41 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 04:28 PM
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someone who resides or was born in iraq

i think
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post #42 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 04:29 PM
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You mean an Iraqi?
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post #43 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 04:32 PM
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You mean an Iraqi?
shh, the politically correct term is little people.
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post #44 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 04:35 PM
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You are very close to getting this thread closed.

Now does everyone understand why I asked to keep it away from racial jokes?

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post #45 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 05:13 PM Thread Starter
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enough of the racial jokes please this thread has gone on longer than any I've ever started please can we go back to the dead baby jokes.

A man is walking through darks wood with a child, the kid says this please is really scary

the man replies how do you think i fell i have to walk back myself



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post #46 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 05:14 PM
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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
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post #47 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 06:51 PM
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You are very close to getting this thread closed.

Now does everyone understand why I asked to keep it away from racial jokes?
oh cmon, whats wrong with family fun racism? im white and if anyone has any good racist white jokes I would love to hear them

rules are rules

we shouldnt make fun of moderators, i have one in my family tree, hanging out back for target practice.

please no
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post #48 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 07:20 PM
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LMAO^^^

I thought Chris was joking about no race jokes at first. I'm really confused as to how someone can get offended at a common race-stereotype joke and not be offended at reading a list of jokes involving raping and/or murdering babies. I mean honestly I don't get offended at ANYTHING, but raping dead babies....there's just something about that I find it so hard to laugh about it. But I'm not offended. It is the sick joke thread afterall. If you get offended easily prolly shouldn't open a thread titled that.
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I remember this one time when I was a kid, my dad caught me and my brother smoking in the back yard, so he whipped out this great big cuban cigar.......and he made us suck his cock.
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Whats brown and sticky

A stick
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Whats brown and sticky

My cock
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Theres been a mix up at the hospital, and four couples babies have been mixed up, a German couple, an Indian couple, a Jewish couple and a Saudi couple.
No problem says one of the nurses, I'll sort it out;
'Heil Hitler' she shouts;
The German baby raises his arm, the Jewish baby shits himself, then the Saudi baby turns to the Indian baby and says 'clean that up'.

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