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Old 01-09-2008, 04:28 PM   #41 (permalink)
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someone who resides or was born in iraq

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Old 01-09-2008, 04:29 PM   #42 (permalink)
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You mean an Iraqi?
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You mean an Iraqi?
shh, the politically correct term is little people.
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:35 PM   #44 (permalink)
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You are very close to getting this thread closed.

Now does everyone understand why I asked to keep it away from racial jokes?
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Old 01-09-2008, 05:13 PM   #45 (permalink)
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enough of the racial jokes please this thread has gone on longer than any I've ever started please can we go back to the dead baby jokes.

A man is walking through darks wood with a child, the kid says this please is really scary

the man replies how do you think i fell i have to walk back myself
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Old 01-09-2008, 05:14 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:51 PM   #47 (permalink)
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You are very close to getting this thread closed.

Now does everyone understand why I asked to keep it away from racial jokes?
oh cmon, whats wrong with family fun racism? im white and if anyone has any good racist white jokes I would love to hear them

rules are rules

we shouldnt make fun of moderators, i have one in my family tree, hanging out back for target practice.

please no
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:20 PM   #48 (permalink)
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LMAO^^^

I thought Chris was joking about no race jokes at first. I'm really confused as to how someone can get offended at a common race-stereotype joke and not be offended at reading a list of jokes involving raping and/or murdering babies. I mean honestly I don't get offended at ANYTHING, but raping dead babies....there's just something about that I find it so hard to laugh about it. But I'm not offended. It is the sick joke thread afterall. If you get offended easily prolly shouldn't open a thread titled that.
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Theres been a mix up at the hospital, and four couples babies have been mixed up, a German couple, an Indian couple, a Jewish couple and a Saudi couple.
No problem says one of the nurses, I'll sort it out;
'Heil Hitler' she shouts;
The German baby raises his arm, the Jewish baby shits himself, then the Saudi baby turns to the Indian baby and says 'clean that up'.
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