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post #61 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-15-2008, 11:29 AM
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so a guy is eating tortilla chips and starts dipping it, he goes to the bartender "This is some great dip man what do you call it" the bartender says "Ask the leper youve been dipping your chips into"
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so a guy is eating tortilla chips and starts dipping it, he goes to the bartender "This is some great dip man what do you call it" the bartender says "Ask the leper youve been dipping your chips into"
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More than two kids went down on Michael Jackson chopper



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a older fellow around 60 years old decides to retire in a nudist colony, well this wasnt any ordinary nudist colony, when he got there he saw a fine looking lady around 30 years old (obviously naked) and he get gets a erection, so she comes over and says "Theres a rule here for females, if a male gets erection over you, you have to **** him" so hes like alright, first piece of ass in a couple years, well when they finish up he continues on his way looking at the nudist colony and what they have to offer for entertainment and food, when he farts, the nearest guy comes up and says "theres a rule where if a guy farts the nearest guy comes and ****s ya" so the old guy says "Hell no, I quit, look man, im 60 years old, get a boner once a month but fart 6 times a day."
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So a man walks into subway.

He orders a sub.

He asks "id like my sub with your secret sauce sir"

The worker replies "you want my sauce on your sub sir? I'll have to go make some, ill be back in 5 minutes"

The man comes back in 5 minutes and leaves with his sub.

The man comes back again complaining b/c he ordered his sub cold and the sauce is warm.

The worker replies "my sauce doesent cum cold"








....i Just made that up off the top of my head btw.Hopefully its not too bad.

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More dead baby jokes

What the difference between cutting a dead baby and cutting up an onion?

You dont cry when you cut up the dead baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you chuck them!

Whats the difference between a truck filled with dead babies and a truck filled with bowling balls?

You cant use a pitch fork on dead babies!



and the sickist joke of all.....

What does a blind and deaf child get for Christmas?







Cancer!!

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More dead baby jokes

What the difference between cutting a dead baby and cutting up an onion?

You dont cry when you cut up the dead baby

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you sir are a sick son of a bitch,Congrats!
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So a man walks into subway.

He orders a sub.

He asks "id like my sub with your secret sauce sir"

The worker replies "you want my sauce on your sub sir? I'll have to go make some, ill be back in 5 minutes"

The man comes back in 5 minutes and leaves with his sub.

The man comes back again complaining b/c he ordered his sub cold and the sauce is warm.

The worker replies "my sauce like doesent cum cold"
I don't get it.


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Whats the difference between a truck filled with dead babies and a truck filled with bowling balls?

You cant use a pitch fork on dead babies!
Are you sure you got that the right way round?

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post #68 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-15-2008, 03:14 PM
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cant use the pitchfork on bowling balls

superman is flying around the city, he see's wonder woman sun bathing naked, so he decides to go down and **** her real quick like a speeding bullet, he does it, hes gone, she sits up "What the hell was that?" invisible boy replied "I dont know but my ass sure hurts"
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I am sorry for my joke it is in bad taste.

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post #70 of 283 (permalink) Old 01-16-2008, 10:34 AM
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Once again. Please stay away from Racial Jokes.

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