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Old 01-16-2008, 09:48 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Benazir Bhutto stood up for human rights. She stood up to oppression. She stood up to dictatorship.
But I bet the **** she wished she never stood up to wave



Paedophiles are phukking immature arseholes.
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Old 01-16-2008, 11:11 AM   #72 (permalink)
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why did Tiger Woods' parents name him Tiger??
cuz he's part Thai and part niigger

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Old 01-16-2008, 12:21 PM   #73 (permalink)
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What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:59 AM   #74 (permalink)
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What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?

- They're fun to ride until they die.

How do you make a dead baby float?

- With two scoops of ice cream and a cherry on top.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?

- Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?

- 7 1/2.

Where do you find a baby with no arms and legs?

- Where I left it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

- Pizzas don't scream when put in the oven.

Whats cold, blue, and full of semen?

- Dead **** victims

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Old 01-18-2008, 05:17 AM   #75 (permalink)
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what does a chav girl use for protection during sex?


a bus shelter
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:18 AM   #77 (permalink)
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what does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
-ones for groceries and one is not safe for little kids.

What do virgins and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled
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POSSIBLY THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER. A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blond assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any." "But, I always buy it here," says the blond. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blond, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant". Annoyed, the blond snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container .......
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.
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what does a chav girl use for protection during sex?


a bus shelter
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