I thought I could start a sick joke thread. I think it should be cool if we all confine sick stuff in here and let some folk blow off some steam. Remember its all fun and games. I'll start and hopefully you guys can continue.
What would Princess Diana be doing if she was still alive today?
Scratching the lid of her coffin.
Recent studies have shown that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang ****.
A young girl was taken to a hospital for land mine victims she awakens and shouts Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs.
The Doctor replies I'm sorry we had to amputate your arms.
That my collection for now if you guys like this idea then please continue if not let this thread die