Originally Posted by All_In_GSP
Thought this thread could use a revist:
At the Gym:
I hate when people cheat with their exercises. It doesn't affect me at all, but it bothers me for some reason.
I hate when people take up two pieces of equipment at the same time.
I hate when dudes have to get on the scale naked in the locker room. Is that really necessary?
I hate when fatasses stand there doing curls (using their entire body to pull the weight) when they need to get on the treadmill.
I hate when you can tell someone is staring at you waiting for the piece of equipment you're using. I probably do it all the time, but I hate it when other people do it to me.
I hate when girls wear bandannas. I don't feel like explaining it. I just hate it.
Relationships
I hate when everyone has to know my business.
I hate when girls have to be the center of attention.
I hate how all girls hate other girls.
I hate always having to be on the phone.
I hate when people can't be alone. Heck, I love being alone. Sometimes I NEED to be alone. "With so much personality, what do you want from me? I could be by myself and enjoy the company." – KW. When someone says they can't be alone, it immediately makes me think negative things…
I hate when girls are stuck-up
I hate that I want to bang those chicks.
I hate when I hate when girls hate doggy-style.
I hate when girls lean back during doggy. 2 Live Crew ruined this with their song by making women feel like it was degrading to do, but damn it just lean forward. There's like 9 billion other positions where the girl can be close…just let me have this one!
I hate how your best friends will always act like you're whipped no matter what, even when you're the furthest thing from it. Then they get a girlfriend and they fall off the face of the earth.
I hate when best friend's girlfriends flirt with me. I go out of my way to make them feel dumb for doing so.
Random hate
I hate the dried up bit of a product that builds up on the lid of the bottle – ketchup, toothpaste, etc…
I hate the term "etc". What's so special about etcetera that it gets its own universal abbreviation?
I hate when I hear a slang word or saying, hate it, and then six months later catch myself using it to my liking.
I hate that I like to sleep late on weekends. It makes me feel lazy when I wake up after 10 am but the sleep is awesome.
I hate that the sports I like are never televised in America. I could care less about basketball (I like college) or football, yet that's all I ever hear about. Hockey and soccer are never mentioned.
I hate the feeling of salt water drying on my skin.
I hate shaving. I have to do it pretty much every day, but it never gets any less terrible.
I hate clowns. Seriously? Who put creepy ass make-up on and thought they'd go entertain children? Idiots.
I hate excessive patriotism. I'm proud to be an American, but I feel like people take their place of birth way too seriously. I'm happy with where I'm from, but I'm not going to make a fuss about it. I have friends that are Italian, Greek, and Irish, and they just constantly talk about how great their culture is, especially my Italian and Greek friends. My god, I get it: spaghetti "gravy" is very tasty and the La Cosa Nostra stories are very interesting, and your Greek island house is pretty sweet and yes, I agree the dark haired, dark-skinned women are very attractive…but c'mon! Don't you feel the least bit conceited talking about it all the time?
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