Congrats to all the members that made it to the finals. Please don't be mad if you did not make it. There will be plenty more contests in the future. Once again no voting for yourself. Here are you 10 finalists!
1st place - 5000
2nd place - 3000
3rd place - 2000
pauly_j - "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're life, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge"
plazzman - Ever since Powell left the White House, Bush has been on the hunt for another Colon.
yorT - President Bush showing Misty May-Treanor, left, and Kerri Walsh how they play volleyball down in Texas...thumb first.
Sterling - "My bum is on the president"
"My bum is on the president"
" If I get lucky I'll be a White House resident"
Walker - President Bush is once again claiming to have found WMDs- this time located in the ass of a US volleyball player.
IcemanCometh - Today President Busch gave Nike and China the thumbs up for violations of child labor laws and violations of human rights, all it took was two sweet asses, and possible gold medals.
jasvll - President Bush: It's good to be king.
Misty May: Um, sir, you're the President.
King Bush: Check the Patriot Act, missy. Now bend over; America's not the only thing I'm gonna screw over.
4u2nv - "see where I'm going to invade next!"
swpthleg - "So this is what they do to make sure you girls are actually girls and don't have a problematical prostatatory gland huh?"
RushFan - Bush : "I call this my single troop surge."