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post #21 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-15-2007, 07:31 PM
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Here is the crime scenario: you are on a vacation to mexico. While you are away some criminal kills your entire family and kidnaps your little sister. What do you do?
I'd find him and take him to an abandoned builing. I'd tie him up and cut off his balls. I'd leave him tied up by himself, with a bowl of water and a plate with his balls on it in front of him. I'd leave him for a week and a half, so he'd either need to eat his own balls or die of starvation.


You get sent a letter, inside is a picture of a man killing your grandmother and a note that says "you're next"

What do you do?

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find him, tie him down to a chair. Drip water down his face. Turn on the most annoying music on earth and place a brain eating/infesting bug into his ear and seal his ears, nose and mouth out. If he survives i'll put a key inside his head. Next, i'll handcuff him to his legs, tie him up and if he doesn't use the key to free himself, he'll fall down into a spikes that are over 1 m in length.

next..
You go out with your friends, you come backa nd find your family dead. You try and call your relatives but they've been killed too.

What do you do?
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next..
You go out with your friends, you come backa nd find your family dead. You try and call your relatives but they've been killed too.

What do you do?
Find the SOB, stab tooth picks through each of his eye balls.....push his head down until it his mouth touches his balls then pull out every tooth in his mouth with plyers and bite off both ears (tyson style). Kick him in the balls a thousand times and power **** him into submision.

Next...You go out to the pet store to buy some carrots for your rabbit...but when you get back your rabbit "stinky", is found decapitated with a message saying your guinea pig "oswaldo-borus-hugo the third" is next. what do you do?

Mac Danzig and his bird feeder once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mac Danzig can kill two fighters with one bird feeder.
Superman owns a pair of Mac Danzig bird feeder pajamas.
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^^ I find the bastard who did it. I knock on his door, when he opens it i knock him unconcious and tie him to a chair. when he wakes up i bring his own pet rabbit into the room. I take a knife and stab the rabbit in the eye killing it instantly. While the man is grieving over his loss, i stick a used syringe down his p*nis. I let it sting for a while. After that i cut his p*enis off and shove it down his throat, i sew his mouth closed so that it is permanently stuck in there. I take a sledgehammer and smash each testicle, with the same sledgehammer i break his right knee, and break his left one using a knee bar. I rip off every single finger nail and stick needles under every toe nail. After this i take an HIV infested syringe and stick him with it, i have been torturing him for about an hour now so i get bored and finally decide to shoot him in the face. But i shoot him sideways so the bullet goes through his face but does not kill him. I let him bleed to death while making him watch Tim Sylvia vs jeff monson and Gabriel Gonzaga vs Kevin jordon. Both of these are extremely boring fights.

The crime scene for the next person: somebody killed your mother and your dog and you know who did it, what do you do?
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great thread, here soem good torture:




attach a chain to a mans neck and lock it too a wall, then make him cut off his own feet with a saw.

then put his feet in the oven until they are cooked, then make him eat is cooked feet.

then give him a cigar and throw him in a locked suana
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post #26 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-16-2007, 02:51 PM
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OHHHH fun thread
Since the last poster didn't post a scenario, I'll take ESV's: Someone kills my mother and cat (I don't have a dog)
Ok, so I'd take him to a dark basement, tie him to a stake and dislocate his shoulders. Then I'd take a pair of pliers, and rip each one of his fingernails out. Every time I rip out a fingernail, I'd take the pliers, grab the now raw and bleeding part of the finger with it, and twist it till the finger snaps. I'd do this to every finger. Next are the toes, same procedure, nice and slowly. Then I'd get a stick and intertwine all the fingers so theire at painful angles and all broken, and hit them with a hammer, pretty much breaking every finger in at least 10 places.
Now it gets painful: First take a pair of those sharp nail pulling pliers, and rip his nipples off. Pour sulfuric acid in the holes, wipe that out, put sugar in and let a couple thermites eat the sugary flesh. Next I take a long syringe. I fill it with lemon juice, and heat the needle red hot. I stick that in his eyeballs and then inject lemon juice in them. Then I take a long nail and ram it through both his eardrums. Then I'd take a blowtorch and hold it to the soles of his feet until theire all charred and burnt. Then take a heat engraving tool, and write murderer all over his body with his burnt flesh. Then I'd insert two needles into his stomach and part them until it rips open a hole. I'd fill that with a writhing stinging jellyfish. Finally, I'd take a baseball bat and just hit him until there is only bloody jelly left, take that outside and let some stray dogs eat it.


Someone breaks into your house at night, rapes your little sister, kills your parents, and sets the house on fire. You barely escape, but you know who did it...
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Ill take that mother****er stab him in both eyes set him on fire put it out cut him with a knife, and pore salt into the cuts after that ill cut his balls off make him eat it take his cooked **** put some ketchup on it and stick down his throat, after that Ill take him to Michael Jackson's house u know what happens there.

Ur going to Ur girls house to get some *****, and head when u get there u see her naked and dead (strangled) U see cum all over the floor What do u do?
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Find the mofoing pig tie him down. Crank his mouth open, making him deep throat it real hard drowning him "it".
Then take out a baseball bat and power-**** the f%ck out of him and tear that ****** a new asshole. He would be soooo overwhelmed by my huge thingy that he would go into a seizure and die.

next....You go out to get some aprin to snort but when you come back your big bag a weed is missing! now you can't get high, what do you do?

Mac Danzig and his bird feeder once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mac Danzig can kill two fighters with one bird feeder.
Superman owns a pair of Mac Danzig bird feeder pajamas.
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First you go get more weed and get high.

Then you find the sadistic SOB that took your dope, tie him up, roll him into a giant piece of paper, and smoke him. If thats possible. I dont know Im out of good tortures.

Someone shoots you 12 times in the torso and you some how survive and eventually fully recover.

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post #30 of 40 (permalink) Old 06-26-2007, 06:26 PM
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I would tie him down, and make him give Tim Sylvia a blowjob for an hour.

Some guy kills your family, what do u do.
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