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post #1 of 40 (permalink) Old 11-02-2006, 08:51 AM Thread Starter
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[Game] Your Favorite Torture?!

OK I am just making this game up as I am writing this post cuz Asskicker gave me an idea. I hope this game isn't too out of line, if so, then I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem bad to me.

The first thing I will do is post a crime.

Example: A stranger mugs your brother and stabs him repeatedly

The next poster creates a scenario of what they would do to torture this person for that respective crime. It's all in fun, you don't have to seriously think that way. Just think up some crazy shit and post it. Pretend you're writing a scene for the movie Saw or something. All I'm saying is it's all fictional so don't worry.

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Cut little slits all over his body, throw him in the ocean, and let him feel the salt burn until the sharks come. Or we could just shove a rose stem up his pee hole, castrate him, then shove a towel down his throat hold the end and when he starts to digest it pull out his intestines through his mouth.

It's up to you how graphic you want to be

Then after you post your torture, you post a crime for the next poster. Just like this or that, or guess that fighter.

I know it seems kinda sick but like I said it's no different then writing for a movie like Saw or Hostel.

If anything, we can just post tortures, and leave the crimes out, as someone may end up hitting a sore spot on someone with their choice of crime.

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I guess I'll start with an easy one:

Somebody breaks into your house, robs you, then sets the house on fire.


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I'd tie him down, get a rat, and a metal bucket. Put the rat on his bare stomach, and put the metal bucket over it so the rat is trapped. Then I take a blow torch, and heat the metal bucket up. After it gets too hot for the rat, it is forced to start burrowing to escape the immense heat. Where does it burrow? Well through the guys stomach of course. After the rat has burrowed completely through his body I then remove the metal bucket and proceed to pour a pitcher of lemon juice on the wound

Your shopping in the grocery store and a guy is robbing an elderly lady at then pistol whips her and runs away
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I'd follow him to his house, then 2 days later when he least expects it, I'll knock on the door and when he opens the door, I'll shoot him in the knees. I'll look at him and say, "If you pull out a gun, you better use if." Then let him bleed to death.

A guy is going around your neighborhood and stabbing people regardless of age, gender, or sex. You find out who the guy is, what do you do?


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I break all of his fingers one by one. Then I cut them off one by one and cauterize each with a car cigarette lighter. I then smash each toe with a hammer and break his knee caps with the same hammer. I'll then break every other bone in his body and to kill him I shoot him in the stomach and let him bleed to death.

Someone rapes your little sister. What do you do?

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Someone rapes your little sister. What do you do?
I stick a PVC pipe in his asshole, and then proceed to put in various bugs and critters. I fill his ass with cockroaches, small snakes, spiders, and wasps. Then remove the pipe, and sew his hole closed. Then I cut his stomach open and insert a praying mantis, then sew him back up. Then I take a dump on his face and let him suffocate to death in it.

A drunk driver runs into a daycare and injures/kills 15 toddlers and 5 adults.
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"A drunk driver runs into a daycare and injures/kills 15 toddlers and 5 adults."
a bit sick so....I get the end of a beer bottle and teach him the importance of not drinking and driving. shove the beer bottle up his ass, rip off all his finger nails one by one (raw nerves), singe his balls and make him live of his own crap.

Someone makes fun of your mom on an online forum. oooouuuuuuuuuuuuu

wouldluvtofightu how do you come up with this stuff? very creative

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"A drunk driver runs into a daycare and injures/kills 15 toddlers and 5 adults."
a bit sick so....I get the end of a beer bottle and teach him the importance of not drinking and driving. shove the beer bottle up his ass, rip off all his finger nails one by one (raw nerves), singe his balls and make him live of his own crap.

Someone makes fun of your mom on an online forum. oooouuuuuuuuuuuuu

wouldluvtofightu how do you come up with this stuff? very creative
lol I am ****ed in the head

Someone makes fun of my mom I find out who it is, and pay them a visit. I knock on their door and when they answer I dump a can of gasoline on them and light them up. I'll let them burn for about 20-30 seconds...just long enough to get second degree burns, then I hose them of and strip them down. That's when I whip out the bottle of rubbing alcohol and douse them with it. After that comes the bag of salt. Dump the salt on them, kick em square in the nuts with my steel toed boots, and go home.

a man car jacks you and kidnaps your passenger and goes on a dangerous high speed chase with the cops that lasts 2 hours and has many times during the chase where lives were endangered.

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I'd take the guy into an old building and make him wear a mask which he cant see out of then i'd cut his wang off and make random cuts over hit body and make a hole in his stomach, put his wang in it then close it up then cut out his two eyes

Someone killed your whole family and you knew who it was.

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lol I am ****ed in the head

Someone makes fun of my mom I find out who it is, and pay them a visit. I knock on their door and when they answer I dump a can of gasoline on them and light them up. I'll let them burn for about 20-30 seconds...just long enough to get second degree burns, then I hose them of and strip them down. That's when I whip out the bottle of rubbing alcohol and douse them with it. After that comes the bag of salt. Dump the salt on them, kick em square in the nuts with my steel toed boots, and go home.
i agree how the hell did you get the rat or emo sherk idea?
and isn't that much for making fun of your mom? i would just pwn them over the internet which is the most scarring thing you could do to a person.

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