The "Yes but.." game
 

I want to lighten up the mood a little bit, so let's pay a game.

This game is simple...someone asks a question, the next person would answer it with Yes, but...etc. and then ask a question of his own for the next person and so on.

For example:

Do you like milk?

Yes, but I'm lactose intolerant.

So there you, I'll start it off.

Have you ever been drunk?

Yes, but I always seem to get in trouble drunk.

Have you ever kissed a hot girl?

Yes but she wasnt how in the morning,

Do you smell bad?

Yes, but it's OK. My woman likes the natural musk of a man!!!

Do you shower everyday?

Yes, but it's because I have a disease :confused05:

Do you live with your mom?

no but I do live with a 65 year old toothless hag so same thing.

Do you use your body as an amusement park?

Yes, but it's also a wonderland.

Have you ever killed anyone?

Yes, but she's resting comfortably in my freezer.

Have you ever watched Seinfeld and wondered, "why did this Jew bag get paid so much for this?"

Yes, but then I remember that they killed Jesus and that's worth the money!

Ever feel like someone is watching you while you masturbate?

Yes, but then I realize it's just me in the mirror.

Have you ever choked on a hotdog?