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post #991 of 1440 (permalink) Old 05-05-2009, 08:27 PM Thread Starter
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99 was spectacular

I'll do the story later tonight.

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Jesus, how do you guys some up with some of these lines.
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99 was spectacular

I'll do the story later tonight.



Jesus, how do you guys some up with some of these lines.
LOL oh man that had me rolling. And putting it on extranormal just makes fifty times better hahah. God I had tears coming out of my eyes.


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lol I know, the way the voice promounces some of those words and the blank spaces he leaves in between some of them.

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I am probably clincially insane thus making my lines random and retarded.

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I am probably clincially insane thus making my lines random and retarded.
I'm just tardy


(that can also be the start of the next paragraph)
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