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Negative1 · 05-05-2009, 07:27 PM

99 was spectacular

I'll do the story later tonight.

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http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090505223759812

I'm a fa**et because I love bags of funyuns that I stole from Matt Hughes cupboard while he humped his bible and Matt Serra handled his riddum all the way to Pete Sell but couldn't understand why he ate the whole thing instead of giving a flying rats toupee that has a beerbelly made of gummy moose sausage steak that Rob Emerson grew himself while leg-kicking the earth leaving a crator of Texan whores who suck on grape flavored lollipops they got from BJ Penn's mom who greases Georges head to distract the gaming official's making Cecil Peoples panties get in Mazagatti's mouth since he is horny and LOVES panties soaked in buttercream causing early "stoppage" and bad haircuts that make Trump look like a champion dog groomer while his wife does the lambada with the guy from Sesame Street because he has ate a large bowl of chutney covered in cheese and then he took a triceratops out to starbucks for a frappacuino and then went to uranus since space cadets all love Uranus because it's nicely shaped and packed with treasures of many different sizes and expandable waist bands that let them eat more tacos and do landscaping while also doing Giant Silva's laundry when a bear jumped from a large bagina which speaks fluent latin and some arabic that it learned from none other than Horus Ra yesterday at church where jebus rhode a huge catfish with marshmallowy skin but firm buttocks and supple breasts with marshmallow tattoos and Lucky Charms wearing fajita stockings and leather chaps covered in fajitas while taking off millions of fajitas with green peppers and peppermint patty loved charlie brown since he had a big pecker which was nice and named woodstock 99 was spectacular.

Jesus, how do you guys some up with some of these lines.