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Guy Incognito 10-21-2010 06:33 AM

If The Ufc Was Highschool
 
stole this from sherdog because i think it's a good game.

anyways

Nate diaz:The skinny dreg kid who is always fighting with the jocks and misses classes because his brother,a drop out, always comes at lunch time and takes him to smoke drugs.

Brock: The uber jock who everyone sucks up to.

Akiyama: The quiet Asian guy, who is always being hit on by the hot white chicks to the confusion of other students.

Greg jackson: Special ed teacher

GSP: The guy who everyone suspects is gay.

Chael Sonnen: Class clown

Rogan: cool,funny, laidback teacher who frequently shows up to class stoned and can occasionally be found behind the shed smoking weed with the diaz bros, but eventually loses his job because jon jones snitches on him.

now post your own.

leifdawg 10-21-2010 10:30 AM

Tito - The previous alpha jock that still shows up at all the high school parties.

suffersystem 10-21-2010 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by leifdawg (Post 1287477)
Tito - The previous alpha jock that still shows up at all the high school parties.

Ha, that actually does seem to fit him almost perfectly.

cdtcpl 10-21-2010 12:38 PM

Chris Leben - Pretty cool guy when he is at school, but he is usually suspended for 'other' activities. Either drops out or ends up in jail before graduating.

Diego Sanchez - Way too much school spirit guy, probably on the homecoming planning group. Also possibly gay as he is always around the hot girls but never with them.

Luke Cummo - Nerdy kid that everyone picked on until someone stole his high fiber milk shake. Luke puts the kid in the hospital and goes from Nerdy kid to Creepy kid overnight.

Guy Incognito 10-21-2010 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cdtcpl (Post 1287548)
Chris Leben - Pretty cool guy when he is at school, but he is usually suspended for 'other' activities. Either drops out or ends up in jail before graduating.

Diego Sanchez - Way too much school spirit guy, probably on the homecoming planning group. Also possibly gay as he is always around the hot girls but never with them.

Luke Cummo - Nerdy kid that everyone picked on until someone stole his high fiber milk shake. Luke puts the kid in the hospital and goes from Nerdy kid to Creepy kid overnight
.

good stuff.

Soojooko 10-21-2010 01:31 PM

BJ Penn - Cocky elitist rich kid. Gets a car before anybody else.

Frankie Edgar - Lives in a trailer with his speed freak mom.

Anderson Silva - Exchange student

Mike Bisping - The kid that is convinced everybody likes him, but behind his back they don't.

Paulo Thiago - School prefect.

Forrest Griffen - The mad kid that somehow manages to be everybody's friend, whilst getting into the most trouble.

swpthleg 10-21-2010 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Soojooko (Post 1287562)
BJ Penn - Cocky elitist rich kid. Gets a car before anybody else.

Frankie Edgar - Lives in a trailer with his speed freak mom.

Anderson Silva - Exchange student

Mike Bisping - The kid that is convinced everybody likes him, but behind his back they don't.

Paulo Thiago - School prefect.

Forrest Griffen - The mad kid that somehow manages to be everybody's friend, whilst getting into the most trouble.

Refresh the Americans' memory re: what a prefect is? Just a lowly prefect, or uber prefect Head Boy?

I thought BJ was the cocky rich kid jock who everybody sucked up to because in his car that he got before everyone else, he has all the best weed.

Shogun - Does a few newspaper ads modeling for a local department store; guys call him gay and get foot stomped into next week.

Brock - The kid who runs up to the cafeteria line when there's extra food, even if it's gross school pizza. Carwin's right behind him, a step slower because he was trying to finish his physics homework and his HP started smoking.

Soojooko 10-21-2010 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by swpthleg (Post 1287617)
Refresh the Americans' memory re: what a prefect is? Just a lowly prefect, or uber prefect Head Boy?

The dude who patrolled the corridors looking for wayward pupils to tackle to the ground and handcuff.

( a Brazilian school... obviously )

swpthleg 10-21-2010 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Soojooko (Post 1287619)
The dude who patrolled the corridors looking for wayward pupils to tackle to the ground and handcuff.

( a Brazilian school... obviously )

*I* know what a prefect is, I just wasn't sure if everyone else did.

GSP - Star athlete who leads a monastic lifestyle, rarely takes a drink and never smokes any of BJ or the Diaz bros. amazing weed. People thinking he's gay works well for him, because then none of the guys find it at all unusual that GSP's clothes keep turning up in their GF's bedrooms, or if their GF has beard burn and smells like GSP's aftershave.

Forrest - The kid who will do anything, ANYTHING, on a dare.

xbrokenshieldx 10-21-2010 03:03 PM

Nate Marquardt- The guy who wears his Letterman's jacket to school every single day.

Quinton Jackson- The token black guy who is a class clown and white kids like to hang around so they can tell their friends from other schools that they have a black friend. Hangs out with one white kid in particular and spends his afternoons at said white kids house playing xbox.

Dan Hardy- The guy who thinks mohawks are cool who stands in the corner wearing Misfits t shirts smoking cigarettes who no one likes to **** with because they know he will truck them with his skateboard.

Kenny Florian- The smart soccer player who hangs around the cool kids wearing polos with popped collars and who everyone asks "how did HE become popular?"

Jon Jones- The black guy at school who doesn't dress nor act like other black guys, and is thus shunned by both other blacks (for being an Uncle Tom) and whites (white people only want REAL black friends: see above)


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