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Okay so we know there was that crap Celebrity Boxing on FOX with Screech and Tonya Harding lol, but what if there was Celebrity MMA? What would your card be, and who would win.......just thought Id switch it up from the same ol' " Hughes/St Pierre, Monson/Sylvia" threads. Lets get creative with this one
 

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hahh

Danny Devito vs Joe Peschi

Robert Denrio vs Al Pachino

Eminem vs Paul Wall

Brad Pitt vs Edward Norton

George Bush vs Mahmoud Ahmadinejad {irans Pres}

Hugo Chavez vs Di*ck Cheany

i could keep goin
 

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Chuck Norris versus Kevin Federline

Winner - Chuck Norris by a throat grab that removes KF's vocal cords

Chuck said it just had to be done.
 

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true hes jacked, him vs someone like Mario Lopez aka AC Slater would be interesting, I know he trains martial arts too.....I like my boy Joseph in that one though
 

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Steven Sagal vs Van Damme
Sagal looks like a bad a$$ (heard he was the real deal) put him to the test. Vand Damme is too full of himself. Sagal is your winner.
 

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i like that

good fight
 

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good call on the Segal/Van Damme....not sure how it would look now that they are getting up there in age, but when they were in their prime that would be an explosion
 

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Segal is a fake, and a pathological liar. He's been bebunked for every bit of history he made up about himself. Ex CIA, black belt, all that shit.


I'd like to see all the skinny leather studded Rock stars get thier asses kicked. Axl Rose first.
 

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Mel "Lethal Weapon" Gibson vs. Bruce "The Last Boy Scout" Willis

Wesley "Passenger 57" Snipes vs. Matt "The Bourne Identity" Damon

As far as real life megafights...Id say Jet Li in his prime vs. Bruce Lee in his prime. It would be an awesome fight but Bruce would take him eventually.
 

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^ Bruce would ruin most people. People talk about guys like Ortiz having conditioning... during his time Lee might've been the fittest man in the world and the strongest for his size. His ability to use his balance and throw his weight created incredible momentum for his strikes. I don't know how good he was at taking one, though.
 

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I was thinking of making a similiar thread to this, but it looks like someone beat me to it. This should create a bit of fun on the forums.

And yeah, Jack Bauer would rip Norris' heart out of his ass.
 

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TheJame said:
I was thinking of making a similiar thread to this, but it looks like someone beat me to it. This should create a bit of fun on the forums.

And yeah, Jack Bauer would rip Norris' heart out of his ass.
Not "Lone Wolf McQuade" Chuck Norris. He would own Jack Bauer. Speaking of ownage...heres a random Bruce Lee gif.

 
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