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so i went to my usual bjj class at 7:30 on Mondays Tuesdays and Wednesday but today i had a really upset stomach but i didn't really think nothing of it. Then while rolling i got the urge to fart but i completely failed and sharted on my self and it started running down my leg i was so embarrassed there was females there too im never grappling again
 

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I hope this post isn't a made up story for you to attract attention. If it is, I feel sorry for you. If it isn't, I feel even more sorry for you.
 

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personally i think this story is hilarious. but ya, don't go back to that gym at least
 

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bwahahahaha

that is hilarious, yea I wouldnt go back there either..

i did bjj for about 9 weeks, but i never got used to having guys touching me like that. just didn't like it (no homophobe)
 

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Wow, I don't know what to say to this one...

Recently we've had some issues at our gym. One night we were training and someone noticed something on the mat...shit. We couldn't figure out who did it, but since then it's happened like 5 times. We've had to go as far as calling everyone over and making a speech about not shitting on the mat, which you would think grown ass men would know better...if you feel the urge go to the bathroom. I guess this is a little different though because this is actual chunks and not diarrhea so it's hard to say it's an accident.

I would wait some time and let it cool down and maybe try and go back. Truth be told I've been doing BJJ for a while and if you wait 6 months and go back most of the people that were there won't be by that time...It might be better to just find a new gym because if it's anything like my gym you'd end up with a most unfavorable nickname for life..

bwahahahaha

that is hilarious, yea I wouldnt go back there either..

i did bjj for about 9 weeks, but i never got used to having guys touching me like that. just didn't like it (no homophobe)
Are you sure it's not that you DID like the way they were touching you and those feelings scared you? I can almost hear you now "I'm so confused...momma told me to like girls, but I've never been touched like this before"

Just messing with ya Xeb hahaha.

Just out of curiousity, how long had you been doing BJJ Prime Time?
 

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Hahaha sorry but that story is hilarious, for me anyway.

Poor guy I feel for you, did you just try to let out a fart and you followed through? haha
 

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Hahaha sorry but that story is hilarious, for me anyway.

Poor guy I feel for you, did you just try to let out a fart and you followed through? haha
yeah i thought it was a fart but it wasnt i miss calculated it but oh well found a new gym hopefully i wont shit on their mats....well maybe if they piss me off
 

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yeah i thought it was a fart but it wasnt i miss calculated it but oh well found a new gym hopefully i wont shit on their mats....well maybe if they piss me off
:laugh::laugh: Wow, that was awsome! Well at least you seem to be tacking it well. Kinda have to have a sense of humor if you shat your pants.
 

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:laugh::laugh: Wow, that was awsome! Well at least you seem to be tacking it well. Kinda have to have a sense of humor if you shat your pants.
I think the only shit going on around here is that coming from the fingertips of Prime Time. Do you really think if someone shit all over the mats in a BJJ school they would come on the internet and post it??

Not to mention, go read some of this guys other posts...definately a troll.
 
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