[For those who didn't like the Seagal connection
, it's the same style here so this one probably won't be fun to you either. For the rest, enjoy this explanation to what happened in the Sonnen fight
Inside Anderson Silva – the real story – part 2: the Sonnen case
One day at the Silva mansion. Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida are playing the Mortal Kombat video game. Silva seems a bit distracted.
Machida: What up?
Silva: Dana not happy with my last fight. He say he fire me if I fight again like with Demian.
Machida: You know who you fight next?
Silva: Chael Sonnen guy.
Machida: Oh, big White hope.
Silva: He big loudmouth. He insult Minotauro!
Machida: Really?! What you do?
Silva: I have idea.
Machida: Tell me! You destroy him?
Silva: No, better. I pretend he can hit me *smiles*
Machida: You cannot. Nobody believe that is real after Griffin fight!
Silva: I go crack my rib in training, so it look more real.
Machida: And then?
Silva: I pretend he bring me to ground and stay there.
Machida: How long?
Silva: Five rounds.
Silva: Yeah. He think he can win grind me and then I make triangle.
Silva: Maybe two seconds before end of fight, like bomb disposal in movies *smiles*
Machida: No, you cannot do that. Everybody think is fake!
Silva: Ok, ten seconds.
Machida: No, make at start of round five.
Silva: One minute?
Machida: Three minutes.
Silva: Two minutes!
Machida: Ok, two minutes.
Silva: Good. Boss happy with exiting fight, Minotauro happy with Jiu Jitsu submission, fans happy, I happy, everybody happy. *smiles*
Machida: Except Sonnen.
Silva: Who care. *shrugs*
Well, we all know what happened then...