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Sherdog said:
Nate Quarry has had a recent interview on his new job as a janitor behind the stages in the UFC.

"If anyone thinks I don't deserve this job come say it to my face" He claimed. As you all know, Nate Quarry is now an alcoholic and crack addict after losing to Franklin at UFC 56. His contract was terminated and he is now a janitor for the UFC.

Nate Quarry is believed not deserving of that title shot against Rich Franklin at UFC 56. It is believed he became number one contender by defeating Shaonie Carter at UFC 53, who was drunk during the fight, swinging randomly and Quarry punched Carter once and the fight was stopped by the ref.

"I was so high during that fight" claims Carter who is now with King of the Cage.

Nate Quarry loves his job and thats the bottom line. He is signed to a 6-year contract as a UFC janitor before his contract expires.

"Do you ever wish to return to the octagon?" said Joe Rogan.

"Yeah. I want a rematch against Franklin because I know I will win this time" replied Nate Quarry. Joe Rogan ran away and left Quarry in his janitor's office to take some more crack and masturbate.
Weird, I always thought Nate would become a great janitor or house cleaner. What are your thoughts on this.
 

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UFCFAN33 said:
haha he should be a janitor. He prbly cant get over his whooping from franklin
I know. And I hate how he thinks he is so smart and tries to act like it. At the beginning of the fight he is like "I'm gonna win by doctor stoppage" then he got destroyed and is like "Oh, I knew I was gonna lose. Rich is a true champion" what a ****.
 

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That post is Bullshit... Probably a prime example of why I don't post at Sherdog. Quarry's injured and set to go in for spinal surgery. That post is just a sad attempt at fan fiction.
 

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Onganju said:
That post is Bullshit... Probably a prime example of why I don't post at Sherdog. Quarry's injured and set to go in for spinal surgery. That post is just a sad attempt at fan fiction.
:laugh: no shit sherlock...:laugh:
 

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UFCFAN33 said:
Lol i just dont like the guy. but ill def watch if he fights again
With spinal fusion surgery I doubt he'll ever fight again.
 

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What is up with all of this hate for Quarry? How often do you see someone say "Oh, I'm going to get my ass kicked but I'm going to fight him anyways." What else are you supposed to say? If everyone hates Quarry for taking the championship fight offered to him then they need to get some sense, and so does everyone else who hates him just because it's the "cool" thing to do.
 

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Rush said:
Is this due to the beating he took from Franklin at UFC 56?
"Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit" The point of the story is who cares, we wont have to see his corny ass anymore!!:laugh:
 

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alamojj said:
"Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit" The point of the story is who cares, we wont have to see his corny ass anymore!!:laugh:
Yeah. He's probably reading The Hobbit and living in his parents basement.
 

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he is a good fighter and all but no, I don't believe he deserved that title fight but I hope he does come back, he had a lot of potential and I would watch him fight again.
 

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Joking around about someone being on booze and crack is not very funny, nor is kicking the guy when he is down with a serious injury. I believe there were more worthy opponents in the UFC when Quarry got his title shot but he would have been crazy not to go for it.
 

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I love the fake interview, but I think that Quarry would probably just kick Rogan's ass.
 
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