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Ok, so i was thinking about what nicknames some fighters should have, based on their performances / personalities etc. or just plain fun.

obviously first we have Kalib "the running man" Stairnes
BJ "Lazy Boy" Penn
Brock "Donkey Kong" Lesnar
Chuck "The Icejaw" Liddell (oooh, thats harsh)
Frank "Obsessive" Mir
Kenny "Zoolander" Florian
Cheick "Um Bongo Um Bongo they drink it in the" Kongo


Gimme more!
 

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Antonio Rodrigo "the punching bag" Nogueira :(
 

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Michael "the ****" Bisping - I censor myself, everybody knows what word goes there.
Jake "Herpes" Shields
Melvin "The Moronic Marauder" Manhoef
Thiago "Not Wanderlei" Silva


I'm running out of steam already eh....

Todd "Get your kid on HGH good and early" Duffee
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Tim "I'm somehow worse than Tuchscherer" Hague
 

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"Gorgeous" Josh Koscheck
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Phil "hobbyist" Baroni
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Ok that one had me scratching my head. . . :confused02:




And this one had me rolling around laughing! :thumb02:
You've never heard of Gorgeous George?



The guy was the first huge pro-wrestler heel, Ric Flair(Buddy Rogers) called himself the nature boy, Butch Reed called himself Natural and Adrian Adonis called himself Adorable. Koscheck wants to be the first true MMA super heel, and seeing as how his offense is laying on top of men I say call him Gorgeous.
 

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RNC - the fighting mans lullaby
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You've never heard of Gorgeous George?



The guy was the first huge pro-wrestler heel, Ric Flair(Buddy Rogers) called himself the nature boy, Butch Reed called himself Natural and Adrian Adonis called himself Adorable. Koscheck wants to be the first true MMA super heel, and seeing as how his offense is laying on top of men I say call him Gorgeous.
Never heard of the guy before, but as the page loaded and the picture flashed up, i saw the hair and i thought it was Koscheck!
 

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chuck "i just got caught" liddel
roy "id rather be at burger king" nelson
jake "pillow hands" sheilds

i know lots of people have already suggested the last one but it needed to be in there for its vast amount of truth
 

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Ok, so i was thinking about what nicknames some fighters should have, based on their performances / personalities etc. or just plain fun.

obviously first we have Kalib "the running man" Stairnes
BJ "Lazy Boy" Penn
Brock "Donkey Kong" Lesnar
Chuck "The Icejaw" Liddell (oooh, thats harsh)
Frank "Obsessive" Mir
Kenny "Zoolander" Florian
Cheick "Um Bongo Um Bongo they drink it in the" Kongo


Gimme more!
This is creative...haha. I like.

Damn Chuck "The Icejaw" Liddell. It's come to that...yikes!

Zoolander...lolz...lolz!

Clay "The Guido" Guida
Roy "Doughboy" Nelson or Roy "Bob's Big Boy" Nelson
Roy "Pillsbury" Nelson...man I can go on with this one...roflz!
Rich "Jim Carrey" Franklin
Forrest "Alfred E. Newman" Griffin - character from Mad Magazine
Jon "The Man Grinder" Fitch
Thiago "Travis Bickle" Silva (Robert Di Niro from Taxi Driver.)
Brandon "The Question ?" Vera

Oh this is fun...it gave me 10 minute of joy. I must rep...
 

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Just so you know, I'm horrible at these

Michael "*** Killah" Bisping.
Jamie "Fro Cop" Yager
Tito "Mohammad" Ortiz
Frankie "the cardio machine" Edgar
BJ "I like him and hope he doesnt have PTSD" Penn
Lyoto "The Sumo Hustlah" Machida
Anderson "Crazy Legs" Silva
Chuck "Clan of the Cave Bear" Liddell
James "The Dawgfather" Toney
Brock "The Juggernaut" Lesnar
Shane "Iron Fist" Carwin
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I dont understand the relevance of the gay picture? :confused02: Unless thats Patrick Cote on the right? Otherwise. . . :confused:
 

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Evan "Dont worry about the dishes i've" Dunham
Phil "How a china-man says Baloney" Baroni
lololol. Very good!

I dont understand the relevance of the gay picture? :confused02: Unless thats Patrick Cote on the right? Otherwise. . . :confused:
AHAHHA now I'm out for the count.

Legitimate Lol's in this thread for me.

I have no idea what the picture was for either, but the Cote remark redeemed any momentum that was lost.
 

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haha BigNog should be "The Zombie"..

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Jon The Blanket Fitch
 

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Wanderlei "Two-face" Silva
Chris "Sure I'll fight him" Leben
Urijah "Zombieleg" Faber
Brock "Running Man" Lesnar
Shane "Marathon Man" Carwin
Pat "Gimme a hug" Barry
 

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Wanderlei "Two-face" Silva
Chris "Sure I'll fight him" Leben
Urijah "Zombieleg" Faber
Brock "Running Man" Lesnar
Shane "Marathon Man" Carwin
Pat "Gimme a hug" Barry
FAIL its one thing to go after Brock it's another thing to steal the GREAT Kalib Starnes nickname
 
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