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Ok guys, heres a fun mmaf lounge game, Ill start off by creating a story using only icons, then whoever can guess what the story is (more of less) wins, and it is there turn to make one for everyone else to guess, and so on like that.

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A chronic marijuana addiction broke up your relationship and forced you into a downward spiral of self abuse. You joined a religious support group but ultimately killed yourself to avoid attending the next meeting.


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A chronic marijuana addiction broke up your relationship and forced you into a downward spiral of self abuse. You joined a religious support group but ultimately killed yourself to avoid attending the next meeting.


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close enough, the real story is, i got drunk and high, than killed a cow with a baseball bat, then depression took over, and i prayed then killed myself.

and your is let me guess, you were super cool then joined a band, while in the band drank alot and got in fights which made you cooler?
 

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and your is let me guess, you were super cool then joined a band, while in the band drank alot and got in fights which made you cooler?
Close..
I was watching a band but during the gig I drank a little too much. I got on the wrong side of the bouncers and was violently beaten up and knocked out. I had to wear sunglasses for days to cover up my black eyes. :thumbsdown:
 

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Early one morning I awoke from bed a happy lad :) I knew today was going to be the happiest day I'd ever had :praise02: The sun was out the birds would sing, I was eager to have the things this perfect day would bring :wink03: The air was fresh, my mood was enhancing, :bye01: I glared across the table to see my banana was dancing :happy03: I thought to myself, I must be crazy, :eek02: but now was not the time to sit down and be lazy :sarcastic11: I must hurry outside, rapid and quick, today was my date with that one special chick :wink02: It was the child of my neighbor, his sweet young daughter, she made me knees shake and made the sun burn hotter :wink03: But all was not all well across on the neighbors land :confused05: Her dad looked down at me fierce, cold, wicked and bland :angry02: he says 'stay away from my daughter you wicked son of the devil from a rock band!" :cool04: I stood there still, solid and scared :confused05: Thinking to myself 'if I could only tell you the dirty things we shared' :smoke02: She came running out fast, we escaped to my car, :winner01: we peeled out in a hurry but didn't make it very far :sign04: Thinking to myself, is something going wrong? :confused: I just want to take her out to get drunk and play ping-pong :dunno: My car was stalled, the engine was dead :confused01: her dad was after me to put a bullet through my head :cool02: This was not kool, I must do something back, :confused04: I needed to think quick and find a way to attack :fight01: of course I was powerless, there was nothing I could do, my mind said; "if I get out of this car that man will kill you" :eek02: I turned to her and begged for her to plea :pray01: I need anything, just something for my chance to flea :shame01: I was running out of time before I had a brilliant thought, :thumb02: There was a 40oz under the seat that I had forgot I bought :praise01: I opened the cap and began to drink, :drink02: I actually become bullet proof when I start to drink :thumb01: This was a good idea so we drank it all :drink01: the liquid was courage it made me feel like metal. :thumb04: I got out of the car and took a mighty spill :angry04: my plan wasn't off to a great start like my mind had fulfilled. :innocent01: he walked to my body which was motionless on the ground, :sarcastic07: when I had another bright idea to turn the situation around :cool: With a swift movement and a kick, he dropped his gun, :happy01: it was just me and him now, 1 on 1. :confused01: My girl cried out loud as the battle raged on :fight02: Hits landed back and forth as a nearby crowd was drawn :bored03: When suddenly my brain came back to me with another good plan, :eek01: But my brain has gotten me in this much trouble right up to the fight with this man :fight01: Soo much for the bright ideas my brain had, :doh01: but I then thought again, 1 out of 3 ideas going right isn't bad! :winner01: My girl turned the key and the car roared to life, :eek03: this girl is on par with me, like we were husband and wife :thumb01: I turned around and ran back to my wheels, :smoke02: away from the scene we sped in a hurry with that 2 tons of steel :sign02: We were free and alone, finally at last, :eek: my mind, car and face were all beaten and trashed :sad01: But my special girl was with me to help me feel good :sarcastic08: She does it very well like a real woman should :D As this tale concludes and you thinbk about what you've learned, :confused: don't ever f*ck with the wicked son of the devil from a rock band :cool04: :cheeky4:This tell tale story is officially adjourned. :praise01:
 

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:smoke02: :wink02::wink03: :drink02: :sarcastic01: :drink01: :cool04: :drink01: :bored01: :wink02: :thumb03: :confused04: :happy03: :mistress01: :happy04:
You are a kool dude who meets a kool chick you like while you were at the bar there was music playing then the two of you got wasted and started playing Tweeter And The Monkey Man on Rockband, you got even more pissed - borderline poisoned, then she wouldnt stop talking, but you listened to her anyway cause shes a good looking girl whom you like with a :thumbsup: then you "poked" her with your "stick" then your banana wiggled in joy, she tied you up and horse whipped you into submission and you never had to call her again.

The End.
 

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:bored04::sarcastic10::fight02::winner01::happy04::drink01:
Alright, I'll field this one too.

You woke up one more to a nice hot cup of coffee and the news paper, your dad said "cut that hair if you want to live in my home!!" you 2 scrapped it out, you won, and was super proud but then you and your dad swept it under the table over a quarte of rye each.

The end.
 
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