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Looking into my crystal ball, on a rainy sunday afternoon, I can see it all now. Here is how the LW division will go down over the next 10-20 years:
1. As Dana F'in' White promised, he gives us Frankie vs. Maynard 2. Frankie wins, outpointing a sluggish and confused looking Maynard. Maynard tells everyone after the fight that he thought Frankie looked too much like Fred Savage from Wonder Years and was therefore reluctant to put the ass whoopin' on his opponent.
2. Ken Flo waits in the wings; fight fans wonder why he isn't present at the Frankie/Maynard fight in Las Vegas. Truth is, he's in attendance, passing himself off as Ben Stiller.
Ken Flo wins the title against Frankie! in an east coast Joisey/Boston battle.
3. BJ waits in the wings and recaptures the title against Ken Flo, much to my dismay, lol.
4. Frankie wins another fight, this time against Gleison Tibau, even though Tibau misses the cut by 30 lbs. and comes in at 185 lbs. rather than 155; then Frankie rematches BJ and woops that Hawaiian ass with an even more scintillating version of a white Sugar Ray Leonard.
5. Frankie, BJ, and KenFlo all retire simultaneously and become co-owners of the world's most popular chain of Tiki lounges with branches in Hilo, Boston, and New Joisey. He he.
6. All become grossly obese in their retirement, and become spokespersons for Weight Watchers...
7. They become massively wealthy as a result of their sponsorships, and collectively, they buy out Strike Force...
8. YOU fill in the blank, and continue the story...
1. As Dana F'in' White promised, he gives us Frankie vs. Maynard 2. Frankie wins, outpointing a sluggish and confused looking Maynard. Maynard tells everyone after the fight that he thought Frankie looked too much like Fred Savage from Wonder Years and was therefore reluctant to put the ass whoopin' on his opponent.
2. Ken Flo waits in the wings; fight fans wonder why he isn't present at the Frankie/Maynard fight in Las Vegas. Truth is, he's in attendance, passing himself off as Ben Stiller.
Ken Flo wins the title against Frankie! in an east coast Joisey/Boston battle.
3. BJ waits in the wings and recaptures the title against Ken Flo, much to my dismay, lol.
4. Frankie wins another fight, this time against Gleison Tibau, even though Tibau misses the cut by 30 lbs. and comes in at 185 lbs. rather than 155; then Frankie rematches BJ and woops that Hawaiian ass with an even more scintillating version of a white Sugar Ray Leonard.
5. Frankie, BJ, and KenFlo all retire simultaneously and become co-owners of the world's most popular chain of Tiki lounges with branches in Hilo, Boston, and New Joisey. He he.
6. All become grossly obese in their retirement, and become spokespersons for Weight Watchers...
7. They become massively wealthy as a result of their sponsorships, and collectively, they buy out Strike Force...
8. YOU fill in the blank, and continue the story...
